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[Jiggerycock]

On 26/08/2022 at 17:06, Lord Cuntingdon III said:

Ha, that made me smile, Jiggers.  I remember that pathetic arse-munching shit-cunt and his attempts at disrupting The Corner.  He went the way of the Dodo.  Me and BigVern hunted him down on the YouTubes and he started bitch-whining to the admins.  Fucking idiot.  Those were the good old days when you could really fuck someone in the arse on social media.

@Cuntybaws

Here you go matey

'Course, it's probably all Esperanto to you, but as the argot of today has it 'if you know, you know'

.......and fuck if it leaves everyone else staring at like an Eskimo would the Eiffel Tower.

[Cuntybaws]

1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said:

@Cuntybaws

Here you go matey

'Course, it's probably all Esperanto to you, but as the argot of today has it 'if you know, you know'

.......and fuck if it leaves everyone else staring at like an Eskimo would the Eiffel Tower.

Sorry, no speakee dago. 

[ProfB]

6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Sorry, no speakee dago. 

Lizzie Cundy having 'best sex' of her life with 'squeaky' new vagina:

She told the UK edition of Closer magazine: "I feel like a new woman with my super vagina! It's so tight, it squeaks when I walk - I can barely sit down.

YIKES, wait until big Kazza hears about having her fanny tasered.

[camberwell gypsy]

22 minutes ago, ProfB said:

Lizzie Cundy having 'best sex' of her life with 'squeaky' new vagina:

She told the UK edition of Closer magazine: "I feel like a new woman with my super vagina! It's so tight, it squeaks when I walk - I can barely sit down.

YIKES, wait until big Kazza hears about having her fanny tasered.

Cundy's super cunty 

[ProfB]

21 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Cundy's super cunty 

A squeaky, noisy fanny - I don't think Cuntspotter would allow her to join the Corner - he has his morals I think  - or at least he told me he was doing low carbs. I don't think he'd OK Cundy - because when anything squeaks it means it's not paid for, & Spotto won't allow the corner to be invaded by fannies on credit, or stolen fannies. He's a man of principles.

 

[Eric Cuntman]

43 minutes ago, ProfB said:

A squeaky, noisy fanny - I don't think Cuntspotter would allow her to join the Corner - he has his morals I think  - or at least he told me he was doing low carbs. I don't think he'd OK Cundy - because when anything squeaks it means it's not paid for, & Spotto won't allow the corner to be invaded by fannies on credit, or stolen fannies. He's a man of principles.

 

He only fucking logs in twice a year.

[ProfB]

23 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

He only fucking logs in twice a year.

He's admin, & he's given me some great advice. I wonder why only twice a year?

[Eric Cuntman]

30 minutes ago, ProfB said:

He's admin, & he's given me some great advice. I wonder why only twice a year?

Because the internet sattelites only pass over Wales a couple of times a year. Like other third world countries.

[Prints Harry]

I was on the downs taking photos with my camera when a man came up to me and said "You look like a pro", "yes I am I replied", he said "how much do you charge?". I said "About £1,000 for a wedding and reception", "fuck that" he replied "I was thinking about ten quid for a blow job.".

[King Billy]

4 hours ago, Penelope Alive said:

I was on the downs taking photos with my camera when a man came up to me and said "You look like a pro", "yes I am I replied", he said "how much do you charge?". I said "About £1,000 for a wedding and reception", "fuck that" he replied "I was thinking about ten quid for a blow job.".

This is how this pile of shite should have read….

I have Downs. I was out taking photos with my Box Brownie on my head, using my enormous dick as the third tripod  leg. Another man (just like me) came up to me and said ‘You look like a freaky fucking 200 year old man’. ‘Yes I am I said.’  ‘Why are you wearing womens clothes, when you’ve got that massive cock between your legs?’ he asked. ‘Tickets please I replied’. ‘Fuck you big dick you boring cunt’. he replied. 
Fuck off.