Guest Sue R Pipe Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 Id like to nominate Coomers. This lot are a right bunch of wankers. Literally. They can't go 30 mins without crashing the milk truck. They also don't look too good: here's your typical coomer. Gross right? Cumming thier brains out all day while on bennies. Expecting good, decent hard working folk like me to subsise thier lifestyle choice. Ruin of this fine Isle. What they need is cold showers, lots of exercise, fresh air and more exposure to the Christian way of life. Here's a bit more background on them by the Puritans friend, Paul Joseph Watson: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 1 hour ago, Sue R Pipe said: Id like to nominate Coomers. This lot are a right bunch of wankers. Literally. They can't go 30 mins without crashing the milk truck. They also don't look too good: here's your typical coomer. Gross right? Cumming thier brains out all day while on bennies. Expecting good, decent hard working folk like me to subsise thier lifestyle choice. Ruin of this fine Isle. What they need is cold showers, lots of exercise, fresh air and more exposure to the Christian way of life. Here's a bit more background on them by the Puritans friend, Paul Joseph Watson: I recognise that ginger cunt, it's a young Michael Eavis, now multi-millionaire purveyor of trendy aural stimulation to the Guardian reading, champagne socialists. Either that, or Ed Sheeran's come down with COVID. ♫♪♫ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sue R Pipe Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 1 hour ago, Lucy said: I recognise that ginger cunt, it's a young Michael Eavis, now multi-millionaire purveyor of trendy aural stimulation to the Guardian reading, champagne socialists. Either that, or Ed Sheeran's come down with COVID. ♫♪♫ In a typical week, how often would you say you masturbate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 Pile of shit 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles from Dublin Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 42 minutes ago, Sue R Pipe said: In a typical week, how often would you say you masturbate? I bet that you do it with your crack pipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 13 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: I bet that you do it with your crack pipe. This nomination is simply unacceptable. Just because Decs is laid up with ‘Escobar’s Revenge’, it doesn’t mean newbies can swagger about depositing turds willy-nilly. I shall be keeping an eye on this cunt… and not my nice eye. The red, glowy, Terminator eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles from Dublin Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: This nomination is simply unacceptable. Just because Decs is laid up with ‘Escobar’s Revenge’, it doesn’t mean newbies can swagger about depositing turds willy-nilly. I shall be keeping an eye on this cunt… and not my nice eye. The red, glowy, Terminator eye. I will simply fart in his face. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 5 hours ago, Sue R Pipe said: Id like to nominate Coomers. This lot are a right bunch of wankers. Literally. They can't go 30 mins without crashing the milk truck. They also don't look too good: here's your typical coomer. Gross right? Cumming thier brains out all day while on bennies. Expecting good, decent hard working folk like me to subsise thier lifestyle choice. Ruin of this fine Isle. What they need is cold showers, lots of exercise, fresh air and more exposure to the Christian way of life. Here's a bit more background on them by the Puritans friend, Paul Joseph Watson: Wasn't it the other day I remarked you set the idiot alarm off? This is pointless drivel only teenagers might find funny. And I think you're very likely just that: a fat, goggled, goofy, ponytailed, man-boobed, candy-eating, whispy-moustached, Aikido-practising, Star Wars T shirt-wearing, fantasy boardgame-playing faggot who's back at the folks' house on a college/uni break, who, sadly for the rest of us, thinks he's being amusing, wacky and creative. Idiot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sue R Pipe Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 2 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: I bet that you do it with your crack pipe. The mind boggles as to what material you bash your button mushroom dick to. Illegal dog fuck and snuff films more than likely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sue R Pipe Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 38 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Wasn't it the other day I remarked you set the idiot alarm off? This is pointless drivel only teenagers might find funny. And I think you're very likely just that: a fat, goggled, goofy, ponytailed, man-boobed, candy-eating, whispy-moustached, Aikido-practising, Star Wars T shirt-wearing, fantasy boardgame-playing faggot who's back at the folks' house on a college/uni break, who, sadly for the rest of us, thinks he's being amusing, wacky and creative. Idiot. Show us all how its done then. I can't wait to read a load of repressed, middle class drivel about wonky avocados from Waitrose or the guilt you feel getting rapey with your dooska cleaner while the wife's at pilates. Balls in your court knobjockey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 6 minutes ago, Sue R Pipe said: The mind boggles as to what material you bash your button mushroom dick to. Illegal dog fuck and snuff films more than likely. Your naiveness is embarrassingly obvious, but I think you've made a friend for life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sue R Pipe Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: Your naiveness is embarrassingly obvious, but I think you've made a friend for life. What's happening round the Wolfie household tonight? Keys in the bowl with the bi-curious management consultants from No. 30? Indulge me gramps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 25 minutes ago, Sue R Pipe said: Indulge me gramps. Ereptyle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sue R Pipe Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ereptyle? English translation please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 3 minutes ago, Sue R Pipe said: English translation please. Avec vous Ereptyle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sue R Pipe Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Avec vous Ereptyle? Sorry, I don't speak French or spastic. Anyway, how's your evening going? I'm watching Once Upon a Time in Hollywood and let me tell you eric, its shit so far. Tarantino's fallen a long way since Pulp Ficton, I'm sure you'll agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 10 minutes ago, Sue R Pipe said: Sorry, I don't speak French or spastic. Anyway, how's your evening going? I'm watching Once Upon a Time in Hollywood and let me tell you eric, its shit so far. Tarantino's fallen a long way since Pulp Ficton, I'm sure you'll agree. The last one I watched was The Hateful Eight. Is this Hollywood one new, sue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sue R Pipe Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The last one I watched was The Hateful Eight. Is this Hollywood one new, sue? 2019. Pitt, Di Caprio, Pacino. No Sam L though. Maybe that's why it doesn't work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 This has to be the biggest pile of shit of the month and we are only four days in but i'm confident this nom won't be beat for it's nonsensical rant. Pure shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sue R Pipe Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 54 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: This has to be the biggest pile of shit of the month and we are only four days in but i'm confident this nom won't be beat for it's nonsensical rant. Pure shit. Deffo a coomer. Eat shit fuck face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 22 minutes ago, Sue R Pipe said: Deffo a coomer. Eat shit fuck face. Entertain or fuck off through the front door, head first. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sue R Pipe Posted March 4, 2023 Report Share Posted March 4, 2023 Just now, Jake The Muss said: Entertain or fuck off through the front door, head first. You seem aggressive tonight. What happened, your mother turn on the parental controls after catching you watching Hentai and cumming on your Thomas the tank engine bedsheets? Get to bed you retarded little shit, you've got church tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 5, 2023 Report Share Posted March 5, 2023 18 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: This nomination is simply unacceptable. Just because Decs is laid up with ‘Escobar’s Revenge’, it doesn’t mean newbies can swagger about depositing turds willy-nilly. I shall be keeping an eye on this cunt… and not my nice eye. The red, glowy, Terminator eye. Sorry I'm fucking confused here; are Penny Farthing Sue R Pipe and Lucy one and the same? Or is my visits to this site mind fucking me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 5, 2023 Report Share Posted March 5, 2023 15 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The last one I watched was The Hateful Eight. Is this Hollywood one new, sue? Its brilliant Eric. Especially the ending Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 5, 2023 Report Share Posted March 5, 2023 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Sorry I'm fucking confused here; are Penny Farthing Sue R Pipe and Lucy one and the same? Or is my visits to this site mind fucking me? I'm running the SRP account. Not sure about Lucy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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