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Thomas Cashman


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4 hours ago, Roadkill said:

Cordless drills are for puffs. I only use a corded masonry drill that'll brake your wrist if it snags on anything. Cunt threw me off a ladder once when I was putting up a curtain rail - the twisted remains of the drill bit are still embedded in the wall to this day.

 

 

Bosch 24v cordless are the preferred tool of choice for the specialist kneecapping units in the Loyalist districts of Belfast. Apparently they’re far less likely to malfunction than a rusty 9mm automatic pistol (German engineering) and have the added bonus of sounding exactly like a Stuka dive bomber.

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4 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Think I'll get a Japanese Ryobi drill instead. 

My Grandad concealed one in his back passage (with the charger and a spare battery) for two years in a Jap POW camp, and my Granny said  it still worked perfectly for years after the war. Apparently he didn’t have a wristwatch when he was taken prisoner.

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8 minutes ago, King Billy said:

My Grandad concealed one in his back passage (with the charger and a spare battery) for two years in a Jap POW camp, and my Granny said  it still worked perfectly for years after the war. Apparently he didn’t have a wristwatch when he was taken prisoner.

And this shit is between you, me, and mister soon to be living the rest of his short arsed life in agonising pain, rapist over here.

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6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

‘Where’s my Honda?’

’I’m sorry baby, I had to crash that Honda.’

 

one of my favourite bits of Tarantino dialogue.

“AK47 Accept no substitute when you gotta kill every motherfucker in the room”

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