King Billy Posted June 17, 2023 Report Share Posted June 17, 2023 On 16/06/2023 at 08:43, Penny Farthing said: Attacker named as Valdo Calocane. Mystery object in your trousers named as Biggus Diccus. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 17, 2023 Report Share Posted June 17, 2023 7 hours ago, Dick Fiddler said: , there's not a single downs bird I wouldn't gaffa tape, before firing one up her mencap snatch. You’re a mongun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 18, 2023 Report Share Posted June 18, 2023 22 hours ago, King Billy said: Mystery object in your trousers named as Biggus Diccus. Fuck off. Pen's got the biggest eruption this country has seen since the Palaeogene period, an epoch he remembers with much fondness. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 18, 2023 Report Share Posted June 18, 2023 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: Pen's got the biggest eruption this country has seen since the Palaeogene period, an epoch he remembers with much fondness. If it was a big dick it can't have been Billy's or your's was @Ape™️ anywhere near? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 18, 2023 Report Share Posted June 18, 2023 On 17/06/2023 at 15:21, Mike Hunt said: Lol you old wanker It was the wag tailing the dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 18, 2023 Report Share Posted June 18, 2023 59 minutes ago, Decimus said: Pen's got the biggest eruption this country has seen since the Palaeogene period, an epoch he remembers with much fondness. He definitely wouldn’t have any understanding, never mind personal recollection of a menstrual period, the size 18 footed, heavy hung, square jawed, Desperate Danalike, cow pie eating man beast. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 18, 2023 Report Share Posted June 18, 2023 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: If it was a big dick it can't have been Billy's or your's You would say that wouldn’t you, considering the massive statistical advantage you’ve been blessed with. Put the tape measure away, manhandle the beast back into your Y-fronts and fuck off back to the chamber of horrors at The London Dungeon before the customers start demanding their money back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 18, 2023 Report Share Posted June 18, 2023 1 hour ago, King Billy said: You would say that wouldn’t you, considering the massive statistical advantage you’ve been blessed with. Put the tape measure away, manhandle the beast back into your Y-fronts and fuck off back to the chamber of horrors at The London Dungeon before the customers start demanding their money back. You would never fit into the London Dungeon .. your mouth is far to big to fit through the ebtrance .. Billy get a life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 18, 2023 Report Share Posted June 18, 2023 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: Billy get a life. I will if you kill yourself first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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