Cunty BigBollox Posted August 1, 2023 Report Share Posted August 1, 2023 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Amazing. I had a couple of Arbroath Smokies for breakfast this morning. They smelt like Roops gusset, but tasted really nice, unlike Roops gusset. @Eddie, please confirm. Here's another one for you @Zev, is it 'smelt' or 'smelled'? Ask a grown up if you're stuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 1, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2023 3 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Yer lads all look so fulla pride in their matching outfits n military caps n braid marchin down the road..ya get a village people vibe off them..lol UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Things have changed .. Billy is now classed as an illegal and has got a berth waiting for him on the Bibby Stockholm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 1, 2023 Report Share Posted August 1, 2023 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Thanks, It wasn't at all difficult though, a victory as hollow as Heather Mills' leg. Paul McCartney used to shave wood off her leg and play it like a glockenspiel. The more he shaved off, the higher the musical note. It was planed to C Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 1, 2023 Report Share Posted August 1, 2023 3 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: he's much older now with hat on drinking wine I doubt Pen would even post something as boringly stupid as this, so we’ll done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 1, 2023 Report Share Posted August 1, 2023 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: Things have changed .. Billy is now classed as an illegal What are your preferred pronouns? Answer the question. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted August 2, 2023 Report Share Posted August 2, 2023 11 hours ago, King Billy said: I doubt Pen would even post something as boringly stupid as this, so we’ll done. I thought you'd appreciate a quote from the Belfast Cowboy. 11 hours ago, King Billy said: I doubt Pen would even post something as boringly stupid as this, so we’ll done. That's a really fucking clever apostrophe. It marks you out as a true intellectual titan (or a functionally illiterate bigot). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 2, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2023 12 hours ago, King Billy said: I doubt Pen would even post something as boringly stupid as this, so we’ll done. Billy I have got a brilliant book about conspiracies .. just let me know your home address and I will send it to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted August 2, 2023 Report Share Posted August 2, 2023 14 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Things have changed .. Billy is now classed as an illegal and has got a berth waiting for him on the Bibby Stockholm. Find him a place on one of those huge car transporters, he'll like the orange glow from the Li batteries 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 2, 2023 Report Share Posted August 2, 2023 11 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Find him a place on one of those huge car transporters, he'll like the orange glow from the Li batteries Get an avatar you stupid fucking cunt. Just so I have a visual recollection of you after I kick your sorry cunt in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 2, 2023 Report Share Posted August 2, 2023 12 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Billy I have got a brilliant book about conspiracies When is it due back at the Tartaria library? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted August 3, 2023 Report Share Posted August 3, 2023 11 hours ago, King Billy said: Get an avatar you stupid fucking cunt. Just so I have a visual recollection of you after I kick your sorry cunt in. Prat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 3, 2023 Report Share Posted August 3, 2023 13 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Prat. Excellent spelling. Keep up the hard work boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted August 4, 2023 Report Share Posted August 4, 2023 9 hours ago, King Billy said: Excellent spelling. Keep up the hard work boy. https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/prat What should I misspel rongly now? Bel-end? toser? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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