King Billy Posted August 15, 2023 Report Share Posted August 15, 2023 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think if children are ‘twerking’, it should be to ‘Cherry pie’ by ‘Warrant’. Like in Bad Grandpa with Johnny Knoxville 🤣 None of my children have ever been involved in twerking as far as I know. But if I ever get a phone call from Dr Barnardos informing me that they have, they’ll never get a pound coin in their birthday card from me again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 16, 2023 Report Share Posted August 16, 2023 18 hours ago, King Billy said: None of my children have ever been involved in twerking as far as I know. But if I ever get a phone call from Dr Barnardos informing me that they have, they’ll never get a pound coin in their birthday card from me again. Pound coin??? The lucky little bastards. All we got from our Da was a thorough kicking. And we thought ourselves lucky. All we got from our mam was "you don't settle down now and come up there and knife the lot of you little cunts". And we lived in a caravan for fuck sake. It got cold in the winter did that roof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 16, 2023 Report Share Posted August 16, 2023 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Pound coin??? The lucky little bastards. All we got from our Da was a thorough kicking. And we thought ourselves lucky. All we got from our mam was "you don't settle down now and come up there and knife the lot of you little cunts". And we lived in a caravan for fuck sake. It got cold in the winter did that roof. You should have been writing for Peter Cook and the Fringe, but I suppose you were too busy. Those shelves don't get stacked by themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 16, 2023 Report Share Posted August 16, 2023 1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said: You should have been writing for Peter Cook and the Fringe, but I suppose you were too busy. Those shelves don't get stacked by themselves. I’ve just been to the Fringe. Fucking awful. £15 to watch the female ‘pole dancing comedienne.’ She was as amusing as, well, any female comedian but the bull-dykes in the crowd roared with laughter. I deeply despise this century and everyone in it. Especially you…wanker. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 16, 2023 Report Share Posted August 16, 2023 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: You should have been writing for Peter Cook and the Fringe, but I suppose you were too busy. Those shelves don't get stacked by themselves. I thought you were banned from here, you old spunker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 16, 2023 Report Share Posted August 16, 2023 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I thought you were banned from here, you old spunker. Phil Daniels addressing his father Michael Elphick in Quadrophenia. nothing gets past the Quotespotter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 17, 2023 Report Share Posted August 17, 2023 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I thought you were banned from here, you old spunker. The Glass House couldn't hold me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 17, 2023 Report Share Posted August 17, 2023 11 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I’ve just been to the Fringe. Fucking awful. £15 to watch the female ‘pole dancing comedienne.’ She was as amusing as, well, any female comedian but the bull-dykes in the crowd roared with laughter. I deeply despise this century and everyone in it. Especially you…wanker. £15 must have left a big hole in your Universal Credit fleabag. That's an extra two sessions on Grindr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 17, 2023 Report Share Posted August 17, 2023 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: £15 must have left a big hole in your Universal Credit fleabag. That's an extra two sessions on Grindr. The boyfriend paid. Fuck off. Tit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 17, 2023 Report Share Posted August 17, 2023 6 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: The boyfriend paid. Fuck off. Tit. Have a nice evening and I hope that back gets better soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 17, 2023 Report Share Posted August 17, 2023 21 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Phil Daniels addressing his father Michael Elphick in Quadrophenia. nothing gets past the Quotespotter. It's one of those "I got to shoehorn that in, somehow". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 17, 2023 Report Share Posted August 17, 2023 On 16/08/2023 at 22:06, Dyslexic cnut said: I deeply despise this century and everyone in it. Keep your chin up DC. Liverpool might seem like a filthy Victorian shithole right now (which it is) but spare a thought for all those poor cunts down the M62 who’d sell their granny to Wayne Rooney just for the chance of spending one day in Toxteth or Speke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 17, 2023 Report Share Posted August 17, 2023 13 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: The Glass House couldn't hold me. Greenhouse you fucking vegetable. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 17, 2023 Report Share Posted August 17, 2023 59 minutes ago, King Billy said: Keep your chin up DC. Liverpool might seem like a filthy Victorian shithole right now (which it is) but spare a thought for all those poor cunts down the M62 who’d sell their granny to Wayne Rooney just for the chance of spending one day in Toxteth or Speke. Wouldn’t know. Don’t live there. Hate the cunts. Grow up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 17, 2023 Report Share Posted August 17, 2023 27 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Wouldn’t know. Don’t live there. Hate the cunts. Grow up. W⚓️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 18, 2023 Report Share Posted August 18, 2023 11 hours ago, King Billy said: Greenhouse you fucking vegetable. Ouch you trod on my cucumber! 🥒 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 18, 2023 Report Share Posted August 18, 2023 15 hours ago, King Billy said: W⚓️ 🛎️🔚 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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