King Billy Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 11 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: any ideas/recommendations? Kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 43 minutes ago, Basil Brush said: End it all maybe? I can't ride one of those .. no siree! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 11 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: I am thinking of doing some pony trekking this year .. Donkey dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 13 Author Report Share Posted February 13 15 minutes ago, King Billy said: Donkey dick. Are there Donkey rides on Studland Beach by your AnB "party" caravan called Priscilla of the hot sands? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: Are there Donkey rides on Studland Beach by your AnB "party" caravan called Priscilla of the hot sands? I wouldn't mind owning a beach hut on Studlands , it's worth more than a 4 bed detached in Peterborough .Ok , you have to put up with a vista of constant bumming and always wear footwear just in case you step in some bodily fluid that's been spat out but owning that wooden wonder is better than money in the bank . 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 13 Author Report Share Posted February 13 42 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: I wouldn't mind owning a beach hut on Studlands , it's worth more than a 4 bed detached in Peterborough .Ok , you have to put up with a vista of constant bumming and always wear footwear just in case you step in some bodily fluid that's been spat out but owning that wooden wonder is better than money in the bank . They do say Location, location, location... But how would the donkeys feel about it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Basil Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 On 13/02/2024 at 20:41, Penny Farthing said: I can't ride one of those .. no siree! The last ride? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Basil Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 On 13/02/2024 at 22:46, ChildeHarold said: They do say Location, location, location... But how would the donkeys feel about it? You mean Kirstie Allsop? She'll feel like she always does - an obese, soul selling, slobbish, cheese stinking, absolute bloody wastrel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 15 minutes ago, Basil Brush said: You mean Kirstie Allsop? She'll feel like she always does - an obese, soul selling, slobbish, cheese stinking, absolute bloody wastrel. I said before on here; I reckon when she was young, some drunk slob sidled up to her at a party and slurred "You're lovely you are. Lovely. A real princess. Hic!". Before vomiting and sliding down the wall. And it went to her head and she really believes she's a lovely princess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I said before on here; I reckon when she was young, some drunk slob sidled up to her at a party and slurred "You're lovely you are. Lovely. A real princess. Hic!". Before vomiting and sliding down the wall. And it went to her head and she really believes she's a lovely princess. Thirsty Ballslops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Basil Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: I said before on here; I reckon when she was young, some drunk slob sidled up to her at a party and slurred "You're lovely you are. Lovely. A real princess. Hic!". Before vomiting and sliding down the wall. And it went to her head and she really believes she's a lovely princess. For some reason I'm convinced she absolutely stinks of cheese. Just a hunch, she's got that look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Basil Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 Just now, King Billy said: Thirsty Ballslops. I wouldn't even with yours. What a hideous fishwife boiler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 15 Author Report Share Posted February 15 9 hours ago, Basil Brush said: You mean Kirstie Allsop? She'll feel like she always does - an obese, soul selling, slobbish, cheese stinking, absolute bloody wastrel. It's an invented personality a sort of Fanny Craddock French style English Sunday Roast Dinner with a side of spaghetti and tapas. Phil DOES veer towards Fanny 's Johnny at times! 😅 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Basil Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 8 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: It's an invented personality a sort of Fanny Craddock French style English Sunday Roast Dinner with a side of spaghetti and tapas. Phil DOES veer towards Fanny 's Johnny at times! 😅 I think Phil may be a homosexual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 15 Author Report Share Posted February 15 9 minutes ago, Basil Brush said: I think Phil may be a homosexual. Rent and property go together. On the whole, if you want some tv on turned down low so you can read a book then Phil's your man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 18 hours ago, King Billy said: Thirsty Ballslops. Crusty Ballsweat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 On 03/02/2024 at 20:50, ChildeHarold said: There's a sickening obsession with children in plastic toy cars on this site. It's probably safer for them now @Decimus isn't around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 On 03/02/2024 at 18:55, Eddie said: Roops doesn’t have any complaints, I miss decs 😥 I don't, are you gay?🏳️🌈 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 On 03/02/2024 at 20:50, ChildeHarold said: There's a sickening obsession with children in plastic toy cars on this site. Noddy is an adult .. he now probably least 80 years old. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 7 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Noddy is an adult .. he now probably least 80 years old. Noddy was 'rear-ended' by that accident scamming, black cunt, Sweep. He's hoping @Wolfie will throw some work his way as a substitute for Sooty, so he can pay off his private medical bills. 🧸 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 2 hours ago, Basil Brush said: I think Phil may be a homosexual. The Scofe’s mum (circa. 1960). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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