Hammer of Cunts Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 29 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Wow! So much smouldering passion. Fifty shades of Orange. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 29 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Wow! So much smouldering passion. Would you like me to shite in your mouth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 15 minutes ago, King Billy said: Would you like me to shite in your mouth? Your speciality to judge from your recent postings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 16 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Fifty shades of Orange. Watch out - he'll offer some power sharing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted February 1 Author Report Share Posted February 1 1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said: I also understand basic punctuation. You really are multifaceted aren't you.Who would have thought , that rather awkward kid sat at the back of the class room that no body really liked has grown into a master of punktuation .Jolly well done. The hardest of travails are the most rewarding especially if it results in Miss exclaiming "clever boy".I before E except before a p or c or t or whatever the fuck it is. Who really gives a fuck, there's bigger fish to fry .I suggest you reach for the vegetable oil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted February 1 Author Report Share Posted February 1 45 minutes ago, King Billy said: Would you like me to shite in your mouth? I dreamt Amanda Holden said that very same thing to me . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted February 1 Author Report Share Posted February 1 21 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: That's a great cab firm. Arrived promptly, three gentle horns, no chit chat, reasonable charges. No tip expected no tip offered. Ha ha ha. I left my mobile on the cunts back seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 14 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: I left my mobile on the cunts back seat. Is that the one with the really easy security pattern and a shed load of porn on the memory? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted February 1 Author Report Share Posted February 1 Just now, ChildeHarold said: Is that the one with the really easy security pattern and a shed load of porn on the memory? Yep that's the one , I made Huw Edwards look like the pope. I pleaded my phone had been hacked by Rolf Harris as the ring tone was 2 little boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 2 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: Yep that's the one , I made Huw Edwards look like the pope. I pleaded my phone had been hacked by Rolf Harris as the ring tone was 2 little boys. I thought his signature dish was Jake the Peg with the Extra Leg. Alluding to his giant Australian cock dipped in paint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 11 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: All I know is he got me there. "Robert De Niro" was playing on the CD. Was he talking Italian? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Was he talking Italian? Sara Dallin would still get it. I’ve got a thing for tall slutty blondes. (Not Dolph Lundgren) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Was he talking Italian? Donald Trump should kick the shit out of De Niro, the fat little pasta faced has been wap cunt, and then nuke Italy on day one in the Oval Office in 2025. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Donald Trump should kick the shit out of De Niro, the fat little pasta faced has been wap cunt, and then nuke Italy on day one in the Oval Office in 2025. De Niro didn't know where Italy was until someone showed him an atlas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: De Niro didn't know where Italy was until someone showed him an atlas. Al Pacino is a type of coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Al Pacino is a type of coffee. So is Leonardo Di Caprio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 19 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Was he talking Italian? 10 minutes ago, King Billy said: Donald Trump should kick the shit out of De Niro, the fat little pasta faced has been wap cunt, and then nuke Italy on day one in the Oval Office in 2025. You don't have a long memory do you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 21 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Was he talking Italian? How did you know that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 56 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I’ve got a thing for tall slutty blondes. (Not Dolph Lundgren) I bet you go all trembly at the thought of Lawrence Fox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted February 2 Author Report Share Posted February 2 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Sara Dallin would still get it. I’ve got a thing for tall slutty blondes. (Not Dolph Lundgren) If they're cheap and nasty , blonde and tall , all the better.(not Peter Crouch) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted February 2 Author Report Share Posted February 2 On 31/01/2024 at 10:30, Penny Farthing said: It is standard procedure for the police to refer themselves when they kill some daft cunt in the line of duty .. nothing so far to see here. There will be , as always.The non Caucasians and mad mullah rug kneeler's are running amok because the police know should they arrest either of the above they'll be in front of a disaplinarlly hearing pretty pronto, found to have acted like a brown shirt (because 'da commooniteee" say "he's a good boy , he diddunt do nutting wrong " and will be driving for Tesco's within a month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 2 Report Share Posted February 2 4 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: If they're cheap and nasty , blonde and tall , all the better.(not Peter Crouch) Wendy James. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Basil Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 On 01/02/2024 at 22:43, Hammer of Cunts said: I bet you go all trembly at the thought of Lawrence Fox. He's a ginger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Basil Posted February 3 Report Share Posted February 3 Can't wait for the feature length truecrime documentary, 'Stalkers get shrapnel'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 On 01/02/2024 at 21:50, camberwell gypsy said: De Niro didn't know where Italy was until someone showed him an atlas. A bit like you. Jamaica Road to the Blue? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Have you ever been to Camberwell? You're a fantasist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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