Elizabeth/Damien Hurley

[Last Cunt Standing]

On 19/03/2024 at 03:19, Eric Cuntman said:

I’d fuck her in front of her kid.

Eric, you need a little bromide in your tea. Last week Charlotte Church, this week Liz Hurley. Just out of interest, if you had to choose, who gets first go?

[Eric Cuntman]

40 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Eric, you need a little bromide in your tea. Last week Charlotte Church, this week Liz Hurley. Just out of interest, if you had to choose, who gets first go?

To be honest, you’re going to have more fun with the Welsh tart. No she’s not as beautiful, she’s a bit chubby with a filthy cackle. But every truly heterosexual bloke knows exactly what I mean. 
 Perfect isn’t necessarily sexy.

 I still wouldn’t kick Liz out of bed for eating crisps though.

[Last Cunt Standing]

14 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

To be honest, you’re going to have more fun with the Welsh tart. No she’s not as beautiful, she’s a bit chubby with a filthy cackle. But every truly heterosexual bloke knows exactly what I mean. 
 Perfect isn’t necessarily sexy.

 I still wouldn’t kick Liz out of bed for eating crisps though.

I sort of agree. There’s a salt-of-the-earth quality to Charlotte that probably gives her the edge. I imagine she’d do a great full English, after she’s given you the full Welsh. And the Greek. 

[entitled little cunt]

15 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I sort of agree. There’s a salt-of-the-earth quality to Charlotte that probably gives her the edge. I imagine she’d do a great full English, after she’s given you the full Welsh. And the Greek. 

 I'd find it a bit off putting When she wears that fucking miners helmet and lamp in bed though, and the fucking Welsh choir in the wardrobe singing Rheolau Yr Aelwyd just as I'm about to vinegar.