Snowy Posted March 18 Report Share Posted March 18 https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/elizabeth-hurley-felt-safe-filming-sex-scenes-directed-son-kind-of-liberating Let me welcome you to the filthy rich and a perversion that defies normal logic. Now I'm not gonna go all @King Billy and say this behaviour is the occult, maybe they are drinking the blood of babies,it's the illuminati all some other shit pot crazy theory,I have my niche he has his. So old lovely tits Elizabeth Hurley has found a new avenue of film making,letting her bastard son film her in erotic scenes as a film maker. This could be any of the corners erotic wet dream fantasies,I'm sure old ereptyle disfnction would of creamed his playstation playing wanking hands to this. But to the normal folks like me and Gateth this weird posh incestuous shit is just wrong ,and that cunts welsh. Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 18 Report Share Posted March 18 3 minutes ago, Snowy said: https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/elizabeth-hurley-felt-safe-filming-sex-scenes-directed-son-kind-of-liberating Let me welcome you to the filthy rich and a perversion that defies normal logic. Now I'm not gonna go all @King Billy and say this behaviour is the occult, maybe they are drinking the blood of babies,it's the illuminati all some other shit pot crazy theory,I have my niche he has his. So old lovely tits Elizabeth Hurley has found a new avenue of film making,letting her bastard son film her in erotic scenes as a film maker. This could be any of the corners erotic wet dream fantasies,I'm sure old ereptyle disfnction would of creamed his playstation playing wanking hands to this. But to the normal folks like me and Gateth this weird posh incestuous shit is just wrong ,and that cunts welsh. Fuck off. I’d fuck her in front of her kid. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted March 18 Author Report Share Posted March 18 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I’d fuck her in front of her kid. There must of been a reason Hugh fucked a spook crackhead hooker in his car,I wouldn't be so quick to stick your dick in it if I was you young Eric. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 18 Report Share Posted March 18 5 minutes ago, Snowy said: There must of been a reason Hugh fucked a spook crackhead hooker in his car,I wouldn't be so quick to stick your dick in it if I was you young Eric. The reason he fucked that swamp-donkey is because he’s posh and the inbreeding makes them fucked in the head. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted March 18 Author Report Share Posted March 18 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The reason he fucked that swamp-donkey is because he’s posh and the inbreeding makes them fucked in the head. So Damien is only taking after his posh upbringing then and wanting to do his family proud by impregnating his mother. Some right game of thrones shit going on ,I thought only my asian colleagues at my depot was that depraved,no wonder abdul is a bit slow I wonder if I can get some sort of government grant for taking on the disabled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 18 Report Share Posted March 18 Can you imagine on set, Damien: "Action!....Come on mum, I said action, put some effort in and get your minge around his shaft" Liz: "alright son, you know I'm nearly 60 and it's drier than a Cream Cracker in the desert" Damien: ??!!!?....Cut. Damien rushes off set to furiously knock one out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 18 Report Share Posted March 18 37 minutes ago, Snowy said: So Damien is only taking after his posh upbringing then and wanting to do his family proud by impregnating his mother. Some right game of thrones shit going on ,I thought only my asian colleagues at my depot was that depraved,no wonder abdul is a bit slow I wonder if I can get some sort of government grant for taking on the disabled. Be honest… if she’d been your mum, your Oedipus safety valve would have been history the moment your balls dropped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 18 Report Share Posted March 18 40 minutes ago, Snowy said: I wonder if I can get some sort of government grant for taking on the disabled. I would fight a cripple for free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted March 18 Author Report Share Posted March 18 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I would fight a cripple for free. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 18 Report Share Posted March 18 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I’d fuck her in front of her kid. I can’t choose between them. I’d probably go nuts-in on him with a Dirty Sanchez, while Lizzy adopts the Eskimo Trebuchet from behind. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 18 Report Share Posted March 18 Just now, Frank said: I can’t choose between them. I’d probably go nuts-in on him with a Dirty Sanchez, while Lizzy adopts the Eskimo Trebuchet from behind. Magical. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 18 Report Share Posted March 18 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I’d fuck her in front of her kid. How about an incestuous threesome? Eric you could show the boy how it's done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 18 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Can you imagine on set, Damien: "Action!....Come on mum, I said action, put some effort in and get your minge around his shaft" Liz: "alright son, you know I'm nearly 60 and it's drier than a Cream Cracker in the desert" Damien: ??!!!?....Cut. Damien rushes off set to furiously knock one out. Out of, er... likes. I wonder whether @Ape™️ thinks more highly of your film set portrayal? Stick to cheap cider and fixing old boilers, Drew. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 18 hours ago, Frank said: I can’t choose between them. I’d probably go nuts-in on him with a Dirty Sanchez, while Lizzy adopts the Eskimo Trebuchet from behind. Romantic fool. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: Out of, er... likes. I wonder whether @Ape™️ thinks more highly of your film set portrayal? Stick to cheap cider and fixing old boilers, Drew. Idiot. Give me your wife's mobile phone number then and I'll try and fix her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: Out of, er... likes. I wonder whether @Ape™️ thinks more highly of your film set portrayal? Stick to cheap cider and fixing old boilers, Drew. Idiot. @Ape™️ is still reeling from the bizarre, almost childlike idiocy of the post. It was staggeringly shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 21 hours ago, Frank said: I can’t choose between them. I’d probably go nuts-in on him with a Dirty Sanchez, while Lizzy adopts the Eskimo Trebuchet from behind. The best has returned💥💦🍹 It's like you've never been away, whoopee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 19 Report Share Posted March 19 13 minutes ago, and said: The best has returned💥💦🍹 It's like you've never been away, whoopee! I’m here all day every day until the freak returns, and. 🕺 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 On 18/03/2024 at 19:15, Snowy said: Now I'm not gonna go all @King Billy and say this behaviour is the occult, maybe they are drinking the blood of babies,it's the illuminati all some other shit pot crazy theory,I have my niche he has his. It’s definitely the occult and our old friends the illuminati. My mate Sid Slackjaw has indisputable proof, and he was just about to go public with it when he got sectioned again last week. Coincidence? I don’t think so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 1 hour ago, King Billy said: It’s definitely the occult and our old friends the illuminati. My mate Sid Slackjaw has indisputable proof, and he was just about to go public with it when he got sectioned again last week. Coincidence? I don’t think so. Did you become mates in the secure unit? Mutual masturbation is the poor man's cognitive therapy. Free of charge on the NHS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 I'd crawl over hot coals to suck the cock of the last man to fuck her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 She hasn't worn well has she? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 4 hours ago, Neil said: I'd crawl over hot coals to suck the cock of the last man to fuck her. I know you don’t need any advice when it comes to a bit of covert late night excavation Neil, but frantically exhuming Phil the Greek with your trousers round your ankles, then emptying both throbbing bollocks into his decomposing gob, before making your escape in the clapped out Bedford Rascal might just be pushing your luck in a manner that could be regarded as complacency by some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 22 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Mutual masturbation is the poor man's cognitive therapy. Giro Wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 On 19/03/2024 at 18:42, Frank said: I’m here all day every day until the freak returns, and. 🕺 Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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