Dyslexic cnut Posted April 12 Report Share Posted April 12 4 hours ago, Frank said: Only a fraction - less than two percent - of the funds raised by that scruffy, tuneless individual actually found its way to its intended destination: famine relief. As for the veracity of that figure, I confess it's a fabrication of my own making, albeit one that seems to capture the grim reality. Once wankers Bob and Midge had come to terms on their share, the remaining amount was recklessly squandered on weaponry and 'sundry' supplies, all courtesy of the UK, destined for the coffers of the Ethiopian government. Only a fraction-less than two percent better. As you’re responsive to my instructions these days…kill your fucking self. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 12 Report Share Posted April 12 28 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Only a fraction-less than two percent better. As you’re responsive to my instructions these days…kill your fucking self. Not really. You're once again simply highlighting what a moron you are. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 12 Report Share Posted April 12 6 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: The issue with the new generation is that they "know 100% what the truth is" .. the problem is that like that generation 40 years ago is that they don't know anything .. it might actually be that there is no truth. It must be the truth, they read it on TikTok or Instagram, the internet never lies, does it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted April 12 Report Share Posted April 12 8 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: The issue with the new generation is that they "know 100% what the truth is" .. the problem is that like that generation 40 years ago is that they don't know anything .. it might actually be that there is no truth. have you thought of inviting Jesus into your life? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 12 Report Share Posted April 12 8 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: have you thought of inviting Jesus into your life? If Jesus was Middle Eastern, why has he got a Mexican name? They didn’t really think that through when they made up the bible. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 12 Report Share Posted April 12 46 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: have you thought of inviting Jesus into your life? Strangely I had such an invite last Friday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 12 Report Share Posted April 12 38 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: If Jesus was Middle Eastern, why has he got a Mexican name? They didn’t really think that through when they made up the bible. I thought that his Mexican name was Panty Hosay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted April 12 Report Share Posted April 12 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: If Jesus was Middle Eastern, why has he got a Mexican name? They didn’t really think that through when they made up the bible. For the same reason that St George had a British name, despite being Greek and living in Libya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 12 Report Share Posted April 12 10 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: For the same reason that St George had a British name, despite being Greek and living in Libya. He weren't a bubble. He was a Turk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted April 12 Report Share Posted April 12 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: He weren't a bubble. He was a Turk. Dont bend over infront of him , they're all the fucking same .Hairy backed opportunistic bulghar chomping queers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted April 12 Report Share Posted April 12 4 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Strangely I had such an invite last Friday. Is he as nice as they say he is ? The meek shall inherit the earth and all that .Sounds quite a decent bloke .He's a bit naive though , his missus got a bun in the oven but it wasn't the milkman , apparently it was some divine spirit .I've heard a few excuses in my time but that's just taking the fucking piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 7 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: Is he as nice as they say he is ? The meek shall inherit the earth and all that .Sounds quite a decent bloke .He's a bit naive though , his missus got a bun in the oven but it wasn't the milkman , apparently it was some divine spirit .I've heard a few excuses in my time but that's just taking the fucking piss. He vanished when I said that Jesus did not exist Bless Him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: He vanished when I said that Jesus did not exist Bless Him. Puff! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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