and Posted May 15 Report Share Posted May 15 10 hours ago, King Billy said: That’s a tough one. Indeed, it is. If the thick cunt titles his thread 'Channel 4 Comedy' we expect it to be about Channel 4 Comedy. In reply to my list of slightly amusing C4 comedy shows, he rattles off the names of numerous shows and comedians who never saw the light of day on Channel 4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 15 Author Report Share Posted May 15 10 hours ago, and said: Indeed, it is. If the thick cunt titles his thread 'Channel 4 Comedy' we expect it to be about Channel 4 Comedy. In reply to my list of slightly amusing C4 comedy shows, he rattles off the names of numerous shows and comedians who never saw the light of day on Channel 4. But who the fuck do you think you are? I ask a question in the shape of a nom about C4 Comedy and you tell me off for misinterpreting my own nomination. Fucking cheek. Why don't you just fess up now and admit you are a total jack ass instead of trying to justify yourself, by God you fucking sound like Truss trying to explain her downfall. Total bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 15 Report Share Posted May 15 6 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Why don't you just fess up now and admit you are a total jack ass instead of trying to justify yourself, by God you fucking sound like Truss trying to explain her downfall. Total bullshit. Gee-whiz Harold! This sure does sound American buddy. How’s about ya’all start yammering in English? That’d be swell! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 15 Author Report Share Posted May 15 41 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Gee-whiz Harold! This sure does sound American buddy. How’s about ya’all start yammering in English? That’d be swell! You sound like Kevin Spacey as Jimmy in Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil. It could be worse, I might have said Lady Chablis. I'm giving him until High Noon tomorrow to get out of town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 15 Report Share Posted May 15 45 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: You sound like Kevin Spacey as Jimmy in Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil. It could be worse, I might have said Lady Chablis. I'm giving him until High Noon tomorrow to get out of town. Lee Van Cleef was the best thing about that film. Why the fuck would 2 dozen blokes who’d just fought their way through a civil war, be worried about 3 disgruntled convicts chugging into town and leave Sweaty Cooper to deal with it off the clock. Load of bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 15 Report Share Posted May 15 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Total bullshit. No surprise there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 13 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: But who the fuck do you think you are? I know who the fuck I am, who the fuck are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 13 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I ask a question in the shape of a nom about C4 Comedy and you tell me off for misinterpreting my own nomination That's right, you were chastised for totally misinterpreting your own nomination, now we've got that out of the way, it was a pleasure doing business with you. Please call again (but not too soon) thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 16 Author Report Share Posted May 16 19 minutes ago, and said: That's right, you were chastised for totally misinterpreting your own nomination, now we've got that out of the way, it was a pleasure doing business with you. Please call again (but not too soon) thanks! Do I detect a hasty retreat through my front door? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 16 Author Report Share Posted May 16 23 minutes ago, and said: I know who the fuck I am, who the fuck are you? 👌 Perfect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 6 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Do I detect a hasty retreat through my front door? I never outstay my welcome, it could lead to animosity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 16 Author Report Share Posted May 16 10 hours ago, and said: I never outstay my welcome, it could lead to animosity. How long does it last? My experience of being welcomed is quite limited. I'm lucky to get a few hours. I particularly find friends' wives don't have much patience with me and rather resent my presence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 17 Report Share Posted May 17 15 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: How long does it last? My experience of being welcomed is quite limited. I'm lucky to get a few hours. I particularly find friends' wives don't have much patience with me and rather resent my presence. They can't handle the competition, selfish, attention seeking, slags. Maybe you should become friends with the wives first, then graduate towards what you really want, a bromance with the husband. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 17 Author Report Share Posted May 17 6 hours ago, and said: They can't handle the competition, selfish, attention seeking, slags. Maybe you should become friends with the wives first, then graduate towards what you really want, a bromance with the husband. You should do a help column in the Sun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 17 Report Share Posted May 17 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: You should do a help column in the Sun. Dear Dreary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted May 17 Report Share Posted May 17 13 minutes ago, King Billy said: Dear Dreary. Did mystic Meg die ?, she didn't see that coming the fucking fraud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 17 Author Report Share Posted May 17 31 minutes ago, King Billy said: Dear Dreary. Can I help you? Please tell me everything about your love rivals Sherri and Candi, who's also cheating with Sherri's brother, plus the horse Seacrumpet who was recently sired with Afternoon Delight at Newmarket. I'd also like to know more about Grandpa Billy's dirty weekend with that slapper in Derry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted May 18 Report Share Posted May 18 On 16/05/2024 at 10:48, and said: I know who the fuck I am, who the fuck are you? Sounds like Taxi Driver . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted May 18 Report Share Posted May 18 19 hours ago, and said: They can't handle the competition, selfish, attention seeking, slags. Maybe you should become friends with the wives first, then graduate towards what you really want, a bromance with the husband. There's a knocking shop on the A1 , they call it a gentleman's club .Looking at the shit cars that park outside on a Saturday night and the few undesirables I've seen walking in I think "Gentlemans club " is a rather over ambitious title . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 18 Report Share Posted May 18 5 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: There's a knocking shop on the A1 , they call it a gentleman's club .Looking at the shit cars that park outside on a Saturday night and the few undesirables I've seen walking in I think "Gentlemans club " is a rather over ambitious title . Maybe they were 'gentlemen' at one time, before the world became a cold and heartless place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 18 Report Share Posted May 18 6 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: Sounds like Taxi Driver . Are you talking to ME? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 18 Report Share Posted May 18 19 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: You should do a help column in the Sun. I'd love to, what are the hours (and the pay, I don't come cheap) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted May 18 Report Share Posted May 18 4 hours ago, and said: Are you talking to ME? Are you talking to ME.? Well I'm the only one here . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 18 Report Share Posted May 18 59 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: Are you talking to ME.? Well I'm the only one here . Peter Boyle acted him off the screen in that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted May 18 Report Share Posted May 18 1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said: Are you talking to ME.? Well I'm the only one here . Good Night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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