Mike Hunt

Thank fuck for that. We'd have never heard the end of it. One commentator used the words "cruel" and "devastated". They lost fair and square to a better team, nothing cruel about it. I was "devastated" that I overslept this morning, so Mrs H was "devastated" she didn't get breakfast in bed.

Who was always scratching it. Edit: Couldn't sell life insurance to save his life...

Her cunt would never, ever annoy me, just like her tits. Re Parky, he was just an opinionated Yorkshire cunt who thought he was bigger than his guests as well as the BBC, threatening to leave for ITV (and, TBF, following through) because his massive ego couldn't handle being moved from the primetime spot.

Jesus Christ, I've got earplugs in and I can still hear an hysterical dyke commentator in another room wetting her fucking knickers.

Hands up, I made the fatal error of following Pen's vanilla posts.

That's a hell of a lot of laughter for 4 people with straight faces.

The funniest thing he ever did was try to convince you he was crying.

Couldn't help wondering what kind of simple-minded, trouble-making cunt would obey a mass social media call to shoplift on Oxford Street at 3pm. On watching the video, my suspicions were confirmed. If you listen carefully you'll get the bonus of hearing one of them shouting "It's cos I is Black!" https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/police-descend-oxford-street-tiktok-mayhem-running-shoplifting/

But could you cope with the month long, 24/7 media tribute to him and the racist accusations 😜

You clearly held her in higher steam

I thought Barbie had humongous tits.

Are you nominating yourself as the cunt here?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jordan_Peterson

Just watch this legendary interview where he gradually destroys arch feminist Cunty Newman

When I've got a minute I'll have to introduce you to a good friend of mine, Prof Jordan Peterson 😉

Was anyone keeping score?

I don't understand why they stopped showing topless darts, they were great at that.

Sorry, I misheard you.

As with the torrent of woke shit, the media pretends anyone old enough to take on a fixed mortgage at 11% during the early 90's no longer exists.

McDonalds music.

Wearing Newcastle Brownshirts.

He should be wearing a fez - looks like Eddie Murphy in Trading Places.

Couldn't you have gone to the body shop?

The question is "Do I want her to live?"