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Mike Hunt

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  1. Ey oop. And the most miserable dirge of a theme tune ever.
  2. Never a good idea to accuse someone of making a mistake when your spelling and grammar's so poor.
  3. While of course they eagerly reported those woke wankers hauling the Colston statue into the dock. Colston did many things that benefited the people of Bristol and I for one will always refer to its legendary music venue as the Colston Hall.
  4. Why bring Corrie McKeague into it? That story is genuinely tragic and that was a cuntish reference.
  5. With 500 single men I'm sure Brighton would have welcomed them with opened arses.
  6. Bet when DC reads that he'll think it's a chewy treat for a golly.
  7. Reminds me of old 70s ads, notably Nestle's Milky Bar. On that note though, could never understand what the "nougah" was in the Mars bar. Well it wasn't nougat anyway.
  8. Lol Adam Ant, that's what I thought. "Legs Open And Deliver".
  9. Not unless you're making plans for him.
  10. Talking of balls, I almost misread the last bit and thought you were referring to her looking like Wilson from Cast Away.
  11. That's the first thing he thought of since he came off the rails.
  12. That was sure made to make his eyes water
  13. And a minority wake up with a dog licking their balls.
  14. Admitting "mental health issues" is more grist to the snowflake mill. Phraseology is everything though - you'll never hear them say "I'm mentally ill".
  15. It's official now https://www.reuters.com/world/uk/bbc-presenter-facing-sex-photo-claims-is-huw-edwards-bbc-says-citing-his-wife-2023-07-12/
  16. Looks like you're safe, but FFS nobody utter the word "MacColl" three times or you'll be hit by a powerboat.
  17. Davie: "FFS, find a big story, anything, Covid-20, No. 9 bus buried on the moon, anything!!!"
  18. I'd wager the BBC are praying for another 9/11 very, very soon.
  19. Good to know it's gonna be competing with other butt-ugly aliens from Mars, Uranus and the other life-containing planets in the known universe. Pity Stockton Rush isn't around to build the space capsule.
  20. Now if Pen had said that...
  21. Lol "why are you working so hard?" "Cos I'm saving up for a gun to kill Buckwheat" 😂
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