Trucking Funt

I blame the American trained feminists Blair shoehorned into parliament for this bollocks. Girls are taught at school these days that they're entitled to everything because they're victims of the evil patriarchy and their vagina is a licence to behave like an arsehole. I count myself extremely fortunate that my chosen profession has allowed me to excuse myself from the modern workplace.

I told you Paddy. Boris is going to troll the fuck out of Brussels first so they get all high and mighty then Gove will turn up and drop article 16 on them. What the fuck are they going to do about it?

It would seem that Mr Orange has bit the dust.

If I was admin on this board I would only let the cunt post on here between the hours of 2am and 6am on the last Sunday of each month so the rest of us were not bombarded with his never ending stream of monotonous bollocks. I hope one day somebody invents a way to send a deadly electrical current directly into some cunt's keyboard. I will take Harold out on day one.

Paddy, I heard a rumour that staffing levels in Irish hospitals has got so bad that they've had to draft in more key workers from Timpsons.

Give it time Paddy. It's only 17 days in. When Boris is really pissed off, he'll troll the fuck out of Brussels and have Charlie Michel throwing tantrums on twitter like he did over IMB.

But who else would give a platform to the mentally handicapped?

If by serf you mean peasant then as I've told Punkers on several occasions, yes I am from the peasant stock that built this country and fucking proud of it. You however, I suspect are from the bottom of the gene pool somewhere between spastic and a Paki's turd.

He locked himself in his office and refused to come out until some cunt told him that the krauts were half way to his front door. Even then, Zhukov and Rokossovsky had to save Moscow while Stalin was getting pissed.

Fuck off Harold. You have the historical literacy of a retarded Orangutan. The simple fact is, the Russians wouldn't have won fuck all without us because the Krauts would have completely overrun them in 1942 without the aid we sent them despite the fact that they had been sucking Adolf's cock up until the year before. Their suffering was caused by their greed. The bottom line is, we couldn't have won it without them, they couldn't have won it without us. Same goes for the septics as well.

When his old man died, Assad was thrown in at the deep end. Luckily though, he wasn't a sadistic psychopath like Saddam Hussein's or Gaddafi's kids. His problem was that he never managed to gain complete control of the army who at the first sign of trouble during the Arab spring, used a sledgehammer to crack a nut which gave Obama the pretext get heavy handed with Syria. I'm just glad that we told Obama to piss off over a ground war in Syria because that could have easily turned into a tear up with the Russians. Germany is gone. There's no way it can be rescued from barbarians now. It's full of Turks who are increasingly being radicalised by the Arabs pouring in and by their spiritual leader Erdogan. It's only a matter of time until they get control of a state government and bring in a shitload of Islam friendly legislation. I'm just glad we don't have an open border with the cunts anymore.

What do you expect from somebody who used to work for the Stasi? She probably let Xi Jinping give her one up the wrong un.

Ten out of ten for bullshit there Paddy. What you're referring to was a small part of Plan W which involved re-occupying the whole of Ireland and would have been enacted if Hitler had gone ahead with Operation Sea lion. The Irish government were in on it because Churchill told them he would invade in any event. Luckily for Ireland, Adolf couldn't beat the RAF and Royal Navy. The rest as they say is history.

Haven't heard from thick Mick and simple Simon about Article 16 yet Paddy. Is it because they don't want to look like cunts after telling the deluded Irish population that they had beaten the British hands down in the diplomatic stakes?

FDR risked his entire political career by forcing the repeal of the neutrality act and lend/lease through congress. No prizes for guessing who his biggest opponents were! He seriously underestimated Stalin and I think if he had lived to see the shit that Uncle Joe pulled post war, I think he would have gone a lot further than Truman's containment policy. Merkel is desperate for a legacy and thought she would get the Nobel peace prize. Instead, the Stasi bitch is going out as a mere time server who achieved fuck all except turn her country into a rape factory. The other thing is however, the German state governments are fucked off with these savages now and the German interior ministry has announced that the ban on deportations to Syria is going to be lifted next week which means if any of those cunts even gets done for shoplifting they will be on a flight to Damascus where no doubt, Bashar Assad's nice security men will be there to welcome them home and wire their bollocks up to a car battery for deserting the Syrian Army and allowing ISIS to take over most of the country.

Their true nature was revealed when Eamon De Valera sent a shirty telegram to the US state department in 1942 demanding to know why he hadn't been consulted about US troops being stationed in Northern Ireland. FDR told him fuck off and mind his own business. It explains why the cunts never lowered flags to half mast for FDR when he died but did for Hitler. De Valera even went to the German legation and signed a book of condolence for old Adolf on behalf of the Irish people despite the papers being full of pictures of Auschwitz and Belsen. My Grandfather told me a few times that even the even the plastic paddies serving with US forces were fucking outraged over it.

Fuck off and lick his brown eye then you freak.

Exactly. I might even see if their are any decent second hand rigs for sale in Ireland when all of your hauliers go out of business. It's the swastika. They've always had a bit of an affection for it.

What's looking more gloomy for the minnows in the EU is that Armin Laschet is now odds on to replace Angela Merkel as Chancellor of Germany in September and he's a raving Francophile. He speaks fluent frog, his missus is a frog and he wants the closest relationship possible with frogland. The Franco/German axis will turn the rest of the EU into serf colonies within a couple of years now they're all imprisoned by its $1 trillion debt bond scheme. Anything that is counter to the interests of Berlin and Paris will be mercilessly crushed. Number one on that list will be aggressive corporate tax avoidance facilitated by the thieving cunts in Ireland. The added bonus as well as Roops pointed out, is that they will no longer have a de facto monopoly on the UK foreign meat import market because the Aussies can sell beef 20% cheaper. In a nutshell, Ireland is completely fucked!

Oh dear!

It's not a gauntlet, it's in the fucking withdrawal agreement. The economy of NI is being undermined by its effects so the UK has the right to take remedial action. The EU can like it or fuck off. If France wants to play the cunt, so can the UK.

Shut the fuck up and stop whining you poof.

What's wrong with keeping ferrets?

The Anglosphere countries have. This is why the yellow cunts are hammering Australia with a trade boycott and handing out death sentences to Canadian citizens arrested on utterly fictitious charges. The yanks under Trump have waged an almighty trade war with them that has resulted in a halt to China buying up failing US businesses then shipping it all home and acquiring the company's intellectual rights. The UK has shut Chinese companies out of 5G and the upgrade of our nuclear power network as well as begun the process of asset stripping Hong Kong. In fact, the five eyes countries have shut down more Chinese intelligence operations in the last 12 months than they have in the last 10 years and the sadistic cunts in Beijing are fucking livid about it.

Gove isn't going to the North, he's said to be going to Brussels next week to tell them that article 16 is going to be invoked. We wouldn't want to create the impression that the EU can blockade NI or we might have to re-activate those clauses in the Internal Market Bill that thick Mick and simple Simon got hot under collar about. I'm not surprised the frogs are jumping ship, after all it's their government that's responsible for a large amount of this shit. The bonus for us is that meat prices will start dropping as suppliers try to create more internal demand. I'll take a few legs of Welsh lamb at 3 quid a kilo, thanks very much indeed! In the meantime, our trade deficit with the EU is continuing to shrink and with all this cheap meat floating about in the UK we won't be buying Irish. Let's see if your Frog chums can make up the shortfall.