Hammer of Cunts

It must be claustrophobic down there, like having the whole family shut in the vardy on a rainy day.

There's endless hand-wringing about this in the media. Who gives a fuck if a bunch of criminals have dragged their families into the Med? If they'd made it to Italy, the next step would have been a swim in the Channel. Not our problem now.

Are you actually Prince Andrew?

There was the obligatory "moment's silence" for the victims before the test match: the cause du jour for mawkish showing off. Did anyone do this for the filthy little chavs who fell off their scooters, or is it just middle-class lives that matter?

"Activist" is the usual self-description for anyone in the public eye whose career has taken a bit of a downturn, usually owing to age/sagging tits/hair loss/lack of discernible talent etc.

You have to chisel off the clay first.

As with most twats, it'll be interesting to see who shows up to the funeral. Blair? Clinton? Prince Andrew?

G L O R I A

I'm talking about his half-Chinese blother (or brothel).

Golden Brown.

I imagine that Disneyworld employs a lot of fairies.

They do it for the Trill of it.

Do they wear budget-smugglers on the beach?

How nis this different to "sex-changing" surgery? Other than the NHS doesn't have to pay for it.

Back in Africa, where it came from.

I wonder how long this will last, once it comes up with some facts that don't support the BBC's narrative.

Londoners are ok, as long as they stay in London. It's when they infest the rest of the country that it becomes obvious that they're twats. Although I dislike the accent as much as anyone, at least the sound of it gives warning of an unwelcome presence.

It's Wales... If it stops raining for more than 24 hours, they get a bit excitable, overdose on nuggets and Pringles and away to go. I don't think that stopping them from singing Delilah has calmed them down much. 150 is a pretty shit "riot" by anyone's measure; they should send some of them on a fact-finding mission to France, where they know how to kick off properly (and their plod know how to deal with it). Chucking coal at the neighbour's cars is probably the only use for it these days.

I've just been reading about the shortage of young people in proper jobs. Can't they just sentence these prats to an apprenticeship?

Christ! Is that still going? it all went a bit shitty after they built that fucking great big fence round it and started charging £7.50 to get in.

The sooner these people grow out of this nonsense the better.

Synod

Pretty much the Corner's entire membership then.

I think he's gone.

Hello, you're new here aren't you? We're all delighted tp see you and hope that you will enjoy your time here. If you'd like to wait for a short while, one of the cloakroom monitors will show you a peg for your hat and coat. We'll be getting out the crayons this morning; if you find yourself a bit confused, just put your hand up and one of the older boys will explain what to do. Do you need the toilet?