Hammer of Cunts

Hardly Reservoir Dogs... More "Let's go to the pub" than "Let's go to work"

Most of the binmen I know have a better command of English.

We removed a whole layer of polititians and beaurocrats overnjght. Before voting, I tried to listen to the arguments but all I heard was a lot of ad hominem squabbling. Good riddance to the lot of them.

Eh?

Two fingers?

Probably not the only "handing" that you do when you wake up.

About 3.5% of the UK population is black. Given that they congregate in mainly urban areas, the probability of meeting one elsewhere is quite small. Black friends who live outside these places have told me that they're here to get away from "black culture".

"...working-class characters might have been portrayed in a meatier way." God forbid The Guardian should acknowledge that anyone lower-class and white has ever done anything important.

Christ1 Is that the best you can come up with? It's enough to make anyone Groan.

It's not as wierd as the little bird-shaped jug that they pour it out of. This is just the start of the Ghormanghastian rigmarole that makes royalty so mysterious and special. Some of it's so special that they do it under a big tablecloth so the proles can't see. We just have to take their word that it's been done properly.

So fucking what?

I hadn't realised there's a place called Turkey in Kent, is it part of Sandwich?

What if they "identify" as straight?

I wonder how many safe countries these "asylum seekers" have travelled through beore they reached the Med.

Videos have been posted about this place (Kensington Ave, Philadelphia) for years. I'm not sure which is more disturbing, the poor bastards that live there or the creeps that film/watch them. On a lighter note, there does seem to be a vibrant community, with very little racial or social tension. I'd imagine you would be just as likely to get stabbed whatever your colour, creed or pronoun. It's a step on the path to a multi-cultural utopia.

I agree, it's the same with those little orange blob things that illiterate people use when they don't know enough words.

It's not exploitation if you pay them the minimum wage.

Why was he carrying a minge-mouse around with him in the firat place? Is he "transitioning"?

He did some rather good translations of Moliere.

Boris?

"Many bats reproduce slowly" i expect they speed up towards the vinegar strokes.

Obviously not; it's an implication.

I got as far as "elastic waisted sweatpants" before my breakfast began to re-emerge.

It's important or our economy that every town has at least two of these barber's shops. They may look like dodgy '60s bookies, but when everyone under 30 has the same spivvy hairstyle, our visitors from overseas will be less noticeable as they go about their business.

That'll knock the stuffing out of them.