Hammer of Cunts

That was John Alderton.

That would be an ecumenical matter.

He was bending over at the time so I think it's more likely that Lord Punkape was there.

Who isn't?

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Have a nice day.

Perhaps you met her on a bad day.

She's vey nice, my Mum knew her.

McGonagall?

It's probably his only way back into "public life". If he "identifies" as LBGMCC, he could wear a burka. Ex-pat friends in the sandy areas tell me that he was a good trade ambassador; the arabs loved him because he behaves like royalty should.

I don't believe none of those stories I've heard.

I wonder what colour the victims were?

I think he just gets confused by people who know what they're talking about.

You know as much about fucking grammar as you do about science.

They've got some nice Victorian drinking fountains on the platfoms there, with low level bowls for dogs. That and their engineering history make them suitable candidates. At least they're not Welsh.

Well fuck off back there then, if you don't like it. The "Historic Market Town" where I live is a lot further from London than Oxford but the place is still infested with "downsizing" twats and tossers strutting about in brand-new tweeds acting like they own the place. It's like Eastenders in Tesco's some times. Luckily there are still a couple of pubs where they don't seem to feel welcome.

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...and a lot of "how many times?" a la Frank Gallagher.

It's odd that we never see headlines like: "Sex-changer just lives quietly and doesn't make a fuss." It's like they're all narcissistic wierdos or something.

The septics have promised that he won't be allowed to kill himself so they'll wake him every 15mins to check that he's not gone the full Epstein. I don't think that they'll be unduly sensitive about how they do it.

I think we'll be hearing a lot more from this slippery bastard before he's finally fucked off. He's going to aste a lot more legal aid before the options run out.

Are you Paul McCartney?

The French have special bogs for that. And a special sink for washing your feet.

These bogs are the coming thing, designed for millennials and woke types. Their eco-friendly diets produce small pellets, like sheep turds, which can be easily flushed and recycled into rap music and I-phones.

In this country "asian" refers to the inhabitants of our former colonies in the subcontinent. The British term for those from further afield is "far-eastern"; I believe our ex-colonists in the New World have a different perspective.