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What an outstanding way to completely destroy any goodwill they've built up in the last year. A brilliant plan dreamt up by union leaders and supported by Labour activists (including Harold). I fucking hate unions. What a bunch of fucking idiots. Tax breaks to encourage people to take out private healthcare are long overdue.

Yep, orange cock syndrome. A serious condition mainly affecting the great unwashed and unemployed. Dr, my cock has turned orange. What have you been doing? Mostly sitting at home playing video games, eating wotsits and wanking. Aha!

What a complete and utter pile of wank. As Dec's implied, half the fuckers have sat at home eating wotsits and wanking for the best part of a year, the other half have just been doing the jobs they're paid to do, but now they're sabre rattling and making noises about 'strike funds' whilst the pandemic continues. Some fucking heroes. Imagine the Army suggesting strike action whilst a war was raging...

True enough. I don't feel the need to get into shit flinging contests with insignificant, unintelligent, overly sensitive, feet stamping newbies with a limited shelf life.

I've not seen that one. Did the Cockneys also spend time in their bedrooms watching the Zombies playing in a paddling pool in the neighbouring garden?

Wasn't that the name of Sid's snake in Whizzer and Chips?

Did you get any good tunes out of it?

The first film was passable, but all of them suffered a fairly major flaw. The immortals weren't fucking immortal!

What's with this Cape Verde shit? It wasn't funny first time and it sure as hell isn't now. Give it a fucking rest.

Since you're clearly a grade A fucking idiot I'll have to spell it out for you. Your words were "you would almost have to predict your own mortality". My reply was, that's not difficult, because unless you're Connor Macleod, you're mortal. No timing was referenced whatsoever. Therefore, mortality doesn't take much predicting, does it. Death, like the taxes you're whining about, is inevitable. Do try to keep up next time.

I've had worse said about me.

Unless you're Connor MacCleod that's hardly a challenge.

Frank's a tranny? Fucking hell.

Ahhhhh, good times. That one just didn't know when she was beat.

I've got a lump hammer in the shed, WC. That might seem unnecessarily brutal, but it would have been cheaper and saved you the ministrations and pain inflicted by a Steve Martin Little Shop of Horrors type sadist.

Very wise, DC. A former punter named Cuntwad, who I suspect achieved a similar or better level of academic achievement to yourself, was foolhardy enough to reveal specifics. It didn't go well. Think you're being a tad harsh about repayment. Not many pre-university 18 year olds have a fucking clue what they want to do with their lives, let alone what's likely to give them job satisfaction and be a productive net contributor for the best part of the next 5 decades. Education is never wasted in any case.

"Truth" is purely in the eye of the beholder when it comes to the future, because that's not set. The "truth" is that it's far too early to tell what the outcome of Brexit will be. It will take decades to know whether it was sensible and it can't be judged by the short term pain admittedly being suffered by some. It's clear you were and are anti-Brexit. No problem with that, but you do bang the drum a little too loudly now you're out of the loop. Fortunately not as loudly as Pansy does though, despite it really being of fuck all concern to the pig-shit thick paddy. Can't say I was overly enthusiastic about it myself, but we are where we are and it's better to just get on with it now. The reality is that if the opportunities that Brexit provides are used well it has a chance of providing huge benefits to the country, if they're not then it could be a shit sandwich. So the question is not was Brexit sensible, but are our leaders capable of making the most of it? Hmmmm

Billy Monger. No legs. Does that qualify?

Do you think they'd go for crispy duck with hoisin sauce and pancakes?

Newt World Order?

Let's not stretch credibility any further. Anyway, the poor woman might get a chill, especially if she's being pursued down a mountain by five henchmen (with erections) on skis.

I don't mind if the next Bond is female. There are some caveats though. She's got to be as fit as fuck, a rampant lezzer and get her kit off at least three times in every film.

Fuck off you sponge-brained idiot. You know exactly what was meant so stop being a fucking dickhead and trolling a site that's beyond your mental capacity.

Well yes, but Covid is headline news right now, so that's hardly surprising.

This is very true, but how do you distinguish in a simple way? Its far harder than one might assume. The current guidelines for recording covid deaths are simple, but rather blunt tools. It's also often the case that covid pushes the existing condition past survivability, so whilst someone doesn't die of Covid, it's hastened the end. Is that a covid death or not? It's why you hear the rather annoying phrase 'died with covid' rather than 'died of Covid' so frequently.