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You don't even recall my initiation. I'm from the days of that vicious bitch Catwoman, Judge in his pomp (when he could do something other than whine) and Rothers at the peak of fisting butter sales. Sorry to say, even at your best you didn't come close. Sorry.

This absolutely, defintiely, categorically, with 100% certainty, didn't refer to your 7th best poster position, achieved 8 years ago on this site, @Frank

Yeah, it's been a while since you've had a thought, original or otherwise. Pillock.

Strange, but as I recall, I've never been banned. I did have 1 week in the cooler once. You on the other hand... For flounce, perhaps read self-diagnosed despair with the site's ongoing tolerance of fucking spastics. You know who I'm referring to, don't you, Francis. I can live within the rules whilst continuing to call out third rate dimwits such as you. Get your facts straight, Greek goat fucker.

By conservative estimates (small c) you've reported 23,684 posts to date and not one has resulted in any action. Overly sensitive bender.

Whereas everyone recognises a has-been shit stirring troll when they see one, Francis. Your substandard shit only works with newbies, so why do you bother?

Or you're the rampant (albeit misinformed and in denial), loquacious left footer and we're all well adjusted? Only 2 of 10 cats prefer rotten Welsh tuna. Just a thought.

Africa or Ice Chill? I've no doubt it would cause panic amongst the stinking hippies of the South West.

I think you're not trying hard enough. Anyone can make bullshit up to try and score a point, but it doesn't wash here, except with the troll squad. Sticking the boot into soft spots unwittingly revealed by the posters themselves, is harder, but yields far greater returns. It takes patience and practice. Frankly, I'm amazed you've garnered 68 likes already, but Pen isn't known to be discerning when it comes to awarding likes. Are you sure you're not a Harold sock puppet?

I'll admit, I don't possess Punkape's BTEC in turnip horticulture from his outstanding agricultural college. Thank fuck.

You didn't mean to type 'Not' then did you.

That's not going to create a "sterile seed bed" so what's was the point of spraying it? Glyphosphate won't kill dormant seeds. If it's not wanted as a meadow, or more to the point, if the EU subsidies for fallow land or set aside have dried up, just plough it over. Why waste a few hundred litres of concentrated Roundup? As for killing every living thing... Slight exaggeration. Not even super concentrated glyphosphate, nor nicotinoids, nor polonium or novichok could kill Frank. Regrettably.

I mark you right on that. Most are not "farmers" though. They're mostly children of nouveau riche wankers recently moved to the countryside. Kill them all!

I'll grant you that most are severely inbred and possessed of an innate longing for their sisters. They're also moaning cunts that are so hard done by that they can only afford a new Range Rover every other year these days. Aside from the highly dubious incest issue though, most being perverts is a tad harsh. I love a good rare steak. Carry on farming.

Why? Not sure farmers are that into drowning these days when they can just run things over in their tractors or liberally apply 28g of 6 shot at 1400 feet per second. Are you a plastic shoe wearing, sweaty footed vegan to despise farmers so?

I think the masses tend to confuse gypsies with the modern day menace somewhat politely known as "travellers". Not sure I've ever met any of the former, so I can't really have an opinion. The latter, who are largely Irish tax dodgers, are scum and need exterminating.

I'm definitely with you on this, SP. It's a load of shit. If even a few were out there a farmer or gamekeeper would have called a local hack for a photo op with a dead specimen long before now.

Nor are they examined for evidence of rape, which is fortunate for the locals.

Mtembe will be hungrily viewing his chocolate tea towel holder.

Honestly, I think the nearest Punkers has been to an estate agent, scum that they are, is when they're trying to evict the low life from a slum they're trying to sell.

Suggest whatever you like, I've no interest in the opinions of mentally retarded pissants such as you. I've chewed up and shat out far more talented and durable posters than you.

You sick cunt. A celebration of gargantuan proportions would, of course, be in order, but that's just fucking sick.

That would be the radiographer's fault, or perhaps onanist's, rather than oncologist's, or both, in this particular instance? Nurses and hospital technicians are dirty fuckers. They're a plague of STI typhoid Mary's.

I suspect she has been to get where she has, there can be no other explanation.

C'mon Eric. We all get the utterly wank, opportunistic, overbearing population control implemented by this government in the name of this pandemic. It's an entirely predictable shit storm and a possibly well overdue thinning of an out of control population, but it's definitely not a hoax. Ultimately one's opinion of it is driven by how much one gives a fuck about old cunts. Since they soak up most of the taxes we pay I say let 'em die. At least one person in the village of ~400 that I live in has died of this. The old twat, without question, had been circling the drain for a while, but he'd have carried on draining the public purse for a good few years yet without this intervention. Trump is as ill as fuck and was clearly in rather severe respiratory distress. It's going to take something more powerful than Stormy Daniels to suck this virus out of him. I hope the bigoted, divisive, narcissistic orange wanker turns white followed by a post mortem yellow and then a shade of black he despised in life in a very, very painful manner quite soon.