Dyslexic cnut

Fashion specs/no lens = utter cunt.

No need to get cocky.

@Penny Farthing?

Let me get this right. So, what you’re insinuating here is that @ZEV went to Eton?

Fuck all. Retarded fuckwits posting daily, interspersed by Frank’s usual wank. Even Baws had to come out of semi-retirement, the cable-tossing, frock-wearing layabout.

Well it’s certainly stirred him into action…3 days later & the previously absent, ginger, Trainspotting smack head cunt’s pissing all over the LB.

Only after @Old Chap Raasclaat and me threatened the idle MacCunt cunt.

Get on it, Bill. There’s one on now with eye cancer…she’s fucked. Even our dog’s crying and he’s a heartless cunt. It’s as funny as fuck.

Killa. I’m watching Celebrity Goggle Box. There’s a kid with a head load of tumours and he’s definitely gonna die. That Nicole Slazenger bird is in tears as is the wife. I’m laughing my cock off. Any tips enabling me to get a gobble later because, as we speak, Pen’s got more chance of menstruating?

Incorrect spelling of ‘scat.’

So…fuck off somewhere else then. Wanker.

I don’t take sides between you two, it’s as good a feud as we have on here. However, I don’t think you can throw punches and then run away, Doc…it ain’t right. I think it’s only fair then that I suggest that if you dare to show your fucking face on here BEFORE Xmas, you’re going to get your vulva hoofed into the middle of Tasmania by all and sundry. Enjoy your dusty road trip.

This from the singular most despised fucking moron on this site? The utter gall of the deviant.

Pile of cunt watches. I see that cunt Sheeran has just bought the AP Royal Oak Tourbillon ‘Spider Man’ watch, around £600k. It doesn’t even fire a web so what’s the point? Anyway, I wouldn’t swap my George Daniels ‘Space Traveller’ watch for it and that was knocked up by an old fella on the Isle of Man for me.

I think he used to have one of those footnote things under his avatar about an ‘erroreptyle’ weirdo?

Don’t take this the wrong way, Gypps but do you really think that a self-confessed pikey has any scope to be commenting on inbreeding?

I think most of my bedsheets had to be chiselled before washing in the late 70’s due to the bold Debbie.

Jesus fucking Christ,H…did you ever have a wank over Debbie Harry? You thick cunt.

Never mind that cunt, H. Are you watching Blondie on the telly tonight? Was Ms Harry the causal factor for multiple helmet blisters and banjo-string smarting on the young H’s teenage prong d’amour?

Is that the cunt that @Ape™️ loathes?

Phoney cunt.

He’d need more than one sharpie to draw his cock. ‘Time is an abstract concept, that’s a wristwatch.’

Cunt.

I think the constant, daily flow of utter shite from the three spastics above have worn us both down, Baws and we’re lashing out, blindly in frustration. I’m concerned about my own mental health, I truly am.