Old Chap Raasclaat

Nevermind all that CG, I've got to say I'm impressed with Cwith Eubank's tennis performance at Wimbledon this year. I thought he'd take it easy after his Boxing finished and all that.

Here's Roops, this was at a James Brown concert, before he was dead. https://images.app.goo.gl/bsSD5J8KRz5dZwd97

You gow'n give me some ah that ass ow what? Lol

I've noticed, since your 174th jab you've become black. It was Jamaican patois last week, now you're talking all creole. Lol

You seem more irate each day 'Zev'. Always stalking and swearing at the same characters on here and also making a right cunt of yourself... give it a rest. You're clearly a disturbed individual and I'm sure sniffing dogshit is not compatible with your medication, and clearly causing this angry behaviour. I know it'll be hard but you must give up the medication. Lol.

@King Billy I'm powering my way back to London on the M4. I'm in a bit of an old school mood and blasting this classic out and I was wondering what you thought about it?

Like Boxing and other combat sports, Tennis also has that Gladiator feel to it, a small area surrounded by Tarquin and Jemima types getting excited... Clapping the Hawkeye relieves the crowd's blood thirst, they secretly want the players to beat the other to death with racket's and balls, before the victor turning on the Umpire. What a load of twisted, strawberry and cream scoffing toff cunts.

How would you describe your output on here since your doomed arrival Mullet? You need to show some respect, keep your fucking mouth shut and punch yourself in the face a few times, before you even think about posting. You delusional bellend. Lol.

Shut up you cunt.

Reported.

Mrs Roops, where does this Jamaican patios come from? It's a well known fact that the Welsh are mostly Black and Italian, are you an Albino?

Is that Mrs Roops white toe, bottom right?

Evening @cuntspotter. I've got to say, I haven't seen you on here for ages, have you been on strike (like everyone else) from your part time job here?

I don't go over that way DC, it's full of Yank tourists, I swam over from Port-au-Prince, using my top hat as a sail at times, when I got tired, I've ended up in Portland. Are you sailing this way anytime soon? Could you pick me up, you could drop me off 400 yards from Dover... The RNLI will pick me up from there and I'll be in a 4 star hotel that evening.

It's not the first time she gone into Jamaican patios Eric, @Mrs Roops said 'g'weh' or something similar a while ago to me. Must be living with @Eddie all these years that's the cause of this slang. Lol

Reported.

Was Curtis shaken after Moore stirred it up? Horse fucker what a thing to say.

I noticed some sand in the Crocs, are you by the seaside Eddie? I can't wait to come to The Britain and have some chip and fishes... Forget the Caribbean beaches, I want to go here. https://images.app.goo.gl/C6YFHdg5WTRiGnt47

I was paid in shoes for that outstanding acting performance, my mate Roger Moore gave me his part worn Loakes, saying he doesn't wear them anymore, due to poofters like @Frank wearing them. What's a poofter, and who is Frank? Is this the British?

Well, were all barefoot... You've got too used to the British way of life Eddie, I'd be happy with a pair if socks, let alone Crocs with or without Harry Potter characters in them as well.

It's a tropical rain storm in Port au Prince, I'm in Jamaica now, learning the British before my immigration application is submitted. Wherever I go in the Caribbean, I hear 'Alan da Black man, EastEnders, alright Pat'. You're a hero in these parts Eddie... Keep living the dream we aspire to. Stop drinking that white man drink called Vodka, drink de Rum man.

Big Bollock, I thought you'd keep your head down after your recent performance. You've probably downed 4 litres of co-op cider and forgotten about it. It's of paramount importance that you acknowledge your drunken cunt bellendery, otherwise not acknowledging said bellendery is tantamount to having no shame. Lol

He's cracking, I've noticed a more desperate and irate tone to his posts over the last few months. Lol. He always gets upset this time of year, as he has to compete with the flies for the more pungent dog shits... He gets angry when reminded of his ridiculous Billingsgate Girlfriend claim, what a fucking bellend he is. Lol.

Do you still claim to have a Girlfriend who works at Billingsgate market, who you visit in the early hours? Lol. What a load of shite, I doubt you've ever had a Girlfriend, although I don't doubt you roam around in the early hours. You sinister perverted cunt.

Andre on-the-rAgassi