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Get it right Bill. It's been changed, they're now only referred to as "Frank Lampard's Everton".

Trouble is Eric, he's probably right. Far as I'm concerned, the glory days of snooker died when they all stopped chain-smoking, and switched from a table full of pints and double vodkas to little plastic bottles of Evian. The new breed of health freaks can fuck right off back to their lifestyle gurus, bring back the Werbeniuks and Alex Higginses with their fog of smoke and clatter of whisky glass on teeth. 😢

tl/dr

Oh, come on. 😡 For all my faults, I was a bit more generous than that 😡🤬

I had to change mine here some time ago Eric, despite not having logged in for months. Something about compromised passwords, I nearly ended up opening a fresh account too. Mind you, it's hard enough remembering passwords at all, can you imagine the taff ones? Start with Llllllll and keep guessing 😳

^^^ Love-forty, one more point for game. Jesus fucking wept. 😒

That's got to be Brony Keith Southern, excellent work 👍😄

A very similar line of work Rat, but not quite as glamorous. I'm sure you'll understand my not going into too much detail, what with it being subject to a court order. Suffice it to say that these Community Service fellas certainly extract their pound of flesh.

Ok, who switched on the Rat-Signal by mistake? 😒🐀

In retrospect, a heemasexual "marriage" to a raving poofter would probably have been preferable to the more conventional heterosexual union I embarked on.

We've all said things pissed that we bitterly regretted when sober. My personal nemesis will always be that absolute howler, "will you marry me?" 😢

Not for nothing did they call him "Chopper" Harris. 🤠

I'm also sceptical about the amount of UmBongo actually consumed in the Congo. We're being taken for mugs here.

If he's a danger to Lewis Hamilton then I shall henceforth be affording him my full support. 👍

In this case, football clearly is for irons, by definition. Never have I seen such a blatant display of poofery, never in my life.

Spill the beans Eddie. Are just we talking about the wimmins game, or real football?

On the beach in Spain, my bird said "I wonder how old those palm trees are." I replied "it's hard to put a date on them."

I liked the baffled expression on Nick's face when he's been stabbed. Just as he expires, he looks at the knife in confusion and mutters "that's not one of mine..."

While I'm in full agreement here Ape, is there something that has prompted the above? Perhaps you've recently attended one of the spate of tours by old time ska groups and been shocked by the fashion sense of the attendees?

I've always viewed him as the Frederic Forrest shop owner Nick, in Falling Down.

I thought someone was AWOL, when did he disappear?

It has a solitary fringe benefit, scrotes. I can now piss around corners. 👍👍

What if someone hasn't logged in for three months? 🤔 Just asking.

Gone a bit over your head this one, hasn't it.

Colossal. Fucksake, Decs. 😒 You know when it comes to spelling errors I'm practically baws-level autistic. 😡