Cuntybaws

It was only a tree, granted, but have some fucking soul.

As Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young sang on Déjà Vu, "We have all been here before"...

Cunt repurposed that avatar from a post I made. It was Mr Popo from Dragon Ball Z.

The rarer "Complete Fucking Cunt" type...

Everything?

I can strongly recommend the spiced rum from the North Point distillery near Thurso. Drinking at least one bottle is de rigeur before driving the Drumbeg loop.

If I wanted to roam the outermost fringes of civilization and encounter incomprehensible and savage natives I'd do the North Coast 500 again. 15,000km and 3-4 months seems somewhat excessive - I bet you don't even get haggis with your fried breakfast every morning.

I've got a Porsche.

An interesting tactic, trying to lure @ratcum out of retirement by misspelling "Kristalnacht".

The human cost of this ongoing tragedy just reached its peak; Lebanese porn star Mia Khalifa has had her contract terminated by Playboy for expressing her solidarity with the Palestinian struggle. It's easy to get Mia Khalifa confused with the Burj Khalifa, but the best way to remember the difference is that more people have been up Mia.

If they make a sequel called Crystal Meth Bear, I'm definitely watching it.

Not really; but there are a surprisingly large number of fairly graphic dismemberments and the worst case of facial road rash you're likely to see for quite some time.

Amazing to see the Israeli flag projected onto 10 Downing Street at the same time as they announce that they're going to “effectively obliterate” a densely populated area of 2.5 million people. I guess it's OK to deny THAT holocaust, then?

Have you just watched "Cocaine Bear", by any chance?

Wildfires rip across Canada as heat wave smashes temperature records

Canada, eh?

🎶Could you go a chicken supper Bobby Sands?🎶 Quincy RIP

Hypothetically speaking, would the simple act of mentioning Rule 13 here constitute an actual breach of said rule ?

Scotty’s not Scottish, you pillow humping retard. Although this is exactly the sort of calculated slur that might lure him back, well done.

Heaven knows, I’m miserable now.

Nibbled to death by an okapi…

That would actually explain quite a lot!