Cuntybaws

Rather than spunking away 5p a bag every trip, buy a jute bag for only a few quid. It's green, reusable, and all proceeds go to the Homosexual Dolphin Awareness Society or other such worthy cause. Some of the bigger ones can accommodate up to two items, so you can get lentils and tofu in it simultaneously. Fucking bargain! Saving the planet, £2.99. Looking like a total dickhead, priceless.

"Admin likes this" - LOL

Was this one of Tot's? I suspect it's one of the very few the Random Cunt function never threw in my direction. I miss the Random Cunt function.

That's what some of them will eventually turn in to, but while they're actually students they're self-centred, overly-earnest, scarf-wearing, bolshie fucking cuntbags. And don't get me started on mature students! PS No doubt your Facebook says you have a degree in Media Studies. PPS I don't have Facebook personally, because Facebook is for cunts.

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Fuck fucking students, fucking cunts the lot of them. Fucking "Media Studies"? Yeah, that was worth a student loan you'll be paying back for the next 100 years.

I don't condone this behaviour, obviously (although my own collection of early 1980's traffic cones was admittedly leavened with the odd car badge and an occasional wing mirror) but what sort of class warrior targets a fucking Fiesta? <Punkape> Cars belonging to plebs deserve to be targeted - a jagged scratch is the only thing that gives them any individuality. My Bentley is made of solid gold with an impenetrable diamond shell, so I don't have to worry like the rest of you oiks. </Punkape>

Yes, the illiterate cunts. Fuck them all to death!

You can't see moon bases through a telescope, you soft cunt, because "they" cover up the moon with a hologram to hide the evidence. And that's not all they're covering up, as this quote from a reliable and unimpeachable source proves: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Moon+dinosaur Wake up, sheeple!

It's funny how no-one told him that when he was a mod.

Keith's mum makes her 200th attempt to wean him...

The site has a Search function? If I'd known that earlier I wouldn't have wasted my time memorising all the URLs!

Fucking hell, now I know how Jesus felt when Peter denied him thrice! The reference below was one of many from the good old days. http://cuntscorner.com/index.php?/forums/topic/37415-strictly-come-dancing/ The Forsyth cunt has been done a number of times, and so have several of the mincing participants e.g. http://cuntscorner.com/index.php?/forums/topic/58122-anton-du-beke/

I once got shit under my toenails which is a far more interesting story, albeit not one that I'm prepared to share with you cunts. I miss Peacock...

If I recall my Batman correctly, that would be a "Thwooop".

Indeed - although I doubt the primeval cunts in Kent can tell a drum major from a traffic warden, so better safe than sorry. I may be wrong, but it appears he got some chemicals from a fire extinguisher in his eye during a safety demonstration. It's not like he ejected near the ground after taking out an incoming wave of suicide bombers. The last thing we want is to end up like the US, where "our boys in uniform" are asked to stand at public events for two minutes of mindless applause, with no attempt to distinguish the Marines from the cunts in the Catering Corps. They just love a uniform in the US - unless it's on a white policeman.

How do you know when someone has a ride on mower? Don't worry, the cunt will tell you!

Brrrrr-tunk-tunk, brrrrr-tunk-tunk, brrrr-ptang! It goes without saying that this describes the "feet first and still conscious" approach favoured by connoisseurs everywhere, the final "ptang" being the expulsion of the skull.

Here's a fat goalkeeper, especially for Judge...

It makes a change from lavender, I suppose.

Just seem them interviewing a pilgrim on the News who had narrowly escaped being liquidised. He said, with not even a trace of irony, "Allah saved me."

What a terrible indictment of the Van Gaal reign so far.

Fucking amazing, I was just going to post the exact same nomination! Except, of course, that I'd have spelled "coincidence" correctly.

Fucking hell, have I slipped into one of those parallel universes that spacker Hawking's always wanging on about? Or did I just miss the memo about there being a prize for the most politically correct pronouncement of 2015? Every human being on the planet is hard-wired to hate every other cunt with even the slightest difference. Hell, I even hate cunts who are the same as me. Don't get me wrong, it's lovely that there are laws now saying that this is wrong and that every cunt should love and tolerate every other cunt, but just saying it doesn't make it real.