Cuntybaws
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Must be something about the name. See also Carlton Cole, AKA Can't Control.
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Just waiting for Pen to start the Henry Kissinger thread now...
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The prosecution rests, M'Lud.
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Lou fucking Gehrig, eh, what were the odds?
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Why is it never Bono? I hope it's the "faggot/slut" version that gets released for the inevitable Xmas number one, if only to piss off Russell T Davies.
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"I had problems associating disability with evil", says professional mincer Russell T Davies, whose condescending non-logic ignores the fact that Davros is the only Doctor Who villain in a wheelchair. I can't wait for the retcon of "Chorlton and the Wheelies".
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Don't worry, I hear Pfizer are working on an oinkment.
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When I was younger I wanted to be a copper, but I was caught out by the trick question on the application form. “Q1: Father’s name?”
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Rik: "Amazulu" SPG: "Oh, is that right? Ah'm a Glaswegian"
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I'm actually looking forward to Skynet becoming self aware and removing humans from the decision making process. Some cunts are in for a hell of a shock when that happens!
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I sometimes think I'd quite like to be a traffic warden but I'd apply my powers very selectively and only target people who actually deserved it. Cunts who park on the pavement, or in disabled spaces, for example. And Muslims, obviously. Unlike actual traffic wardens I would also hang around to confront everyone I ticketed in the hope of goading them into doing something they'd really regret. They've probably never met a warden with a flick knife before.
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Did somebody else mention this too? Because I can't imagine for a second you'd be calling ME a prick, you cheeky little piss-weasel.
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Dublin as a whole strikes me as the sort of place which has more chromosomes than teeth.
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Or even added to the existing thread...
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Sadly not. It's AI-generated, I'm afraid, although I imagine the parameters supplied were indeed very much along the lines of "Show me Greta Thunberg after she's swallowed a gallon of cum every day for a year." There are some deepfake porn videos as well, but I value my sanity too much to click "Play".
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Just think of Pen as a sad, old, lonely, bitter & twisted troll that’s just a constant whiny noise in the background. Internet tinnitus, effectively.
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Greta's apparently guzzled a lot of spunk since she came of age.
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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
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That's what Ivan Denisovich thought too, until he ended up in Camp HQ.
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You just made this one up then? No wonder @Wolfie gets suspicious.
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Ethie. Stupid fucking name.
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Reported
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Dog egg.
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Apple iPhone 12 Mini.
