Roadkill

26 minutes ago, King Billy said:

I’m not sure if you’re aware Killer (as a resident of the North East) that for quite a while now the British Pound note/coin is worth a miserly 100 pennies? A kick in the bollocks compared to the 240 pennies per pound which I’m sure still fill the mechanical tills of the working men’s clubs in Hebburn and the condom machines in the discotheque toilets down at The Bigg Market every weekend. 
Wy Ay man!

Don't worry about us, Billy. If things get bad we'll just invade Sunderland and sell the Mackems to Ukraine so they can run into the minefields and disarm them.

2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Well, best avert your gaze and contemplate your navel instead - you're speaking as someone who was bitch-slapped into emigrating to an antipodean version of Telford-by-the-sea and now you're just another whinging pom. In fact I advocated the Brexit position before, during and after the referendum for several reasons, economics being only part of my reasoning. Moreover I made it clear that economically the UK would not benefit financially in the short and medium term and further opined that there would be chill winds before the our mature monolithic market adjusted to trading with the rest of the world, free from the EU straitjacket. Britain has since shown that a freer, leaner country is more adaptable to negotiating trade agreements in a fraction of time had we stayed with the EU - despite the global recession that has obviously escaped your notice. Its worth noticing that despite the Remainers' doom-mongering the London stock exchange, insurance, futures and commodities markets have not decamped to Bonn, Paris or Benelux (one reason: Germany, France and Benelux couldn't agree where the exchanges should move to, it appears said countries were too busy shafting each other - so much for EU "unity") and that the UK has re-joined Horizon Europe (a coordinating and funding research entity).

Banging on about a micro blip in UK GDP is a bit rich from an Australian resident whose adopted country escaped its own recession on a statistical technicality thanks to the half a million immigrants who arrived on your shores during 2023 - a country of some 26 Million. 

What effect do you think the seizure and donation of Russian assets during wartime could have on the economy of the west in the event it's pushed through?

Considering Brexit and the refusal to adopt the Euro anyway, whilst also considering London's dependency on reputation as a reliable financial centre what short and long term implications could we see as a country?

Also considering the Yank's continuing obsession with Trump and his anti NATO rhetoric, how do you see that side of the pond responding to such an event?

Fuck it - I'm boring myself. Can you take the gimp mask off @Dyslexic cnut please? I miss him.

9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Before typing out stuff like this… write it down on a notepad, wait a couple of minutes and then read it back to yourself before deciding to commit it to internetual perpetuity. 
 Just saying.

I've still got it, Eric. If my boys @Old Chap Raasclaat and @Dyslexic cnut hadn't fucked off to live on the dole and breed Mackems the rattled little fruitcake would be finished.

Sadly he's gone into meltdown aversion mode now and I can't trigger the reaction alone.

If Chernobyl had the same redundancies this spacker does, Zelelensky would be a fully grown man and not some radioactively stunted glow in the dark dwarf thing...

2 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Why if it's that shite the fuck bring it to all and sunder's attention then? Either bait your hook with something wriggly and meaty or don't bother. 

To mention how shite it was? I think I was rather clear in my opinion that it was a big fucking waste of time.

Don't get pissy with me because I'm pointing out your eagerness to sniff your own farts.

You're like a fucking dyed haired, non-binary art critic, convincing yourself you see a meaningful pattern in an entirely worthless bucket of shit, proclaiming a deep and groundbreaking understanding of something entirely devoid of meaning.

That's right, I'm critiquing you now. You're wank, but I don't think it has any geopolitical ramifications.

Fuck sake.

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

The significance is this: Ukraine had better wake up and start the long hard road to a peace settlement. Don't have any illusions about the long haul in Russian and the long haul in American. 

Ooh! Hawwod doing the powitics! Ooh!

Fuck off you boring slag.

There was no significance in this interview - in fact it was tailor made for titty fuckers like you to waste your time sifting through all the inane shite and draw your own conclusions - he was taking the piss.

1 minute ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

It was truly embarrassing Killer. Carlson was as ferocious as a kitten on Valium and ex-KGB Putin could barely disguise his glee at having an opportunity to bore an American to death. There were hardly any questions asked. Even Oprah would’ve bowled the odd bouncer. 

It is quite clear that Putin is no dummy, mind. Perhaps that was his aim. Something of a contrast to the likes of BoJo, The Don and Trudeau. 

Unless you have insomnia, I’d give it a miss.

It was like reading a @King Billy Vs @Mrs Roops argument, but without any of the swearing.

What a fucking drag this turned out to be. Here I was expecting hard ball questions or world domination rants and instead I got two hours of monotonous Russian history and some stupid fucking Yank pissing himself.

Carlson lost the ball after the first question - a nervous, girlish forced laugh at Putin's quick - and only - challenge to his first fucking question. I think that might have been the point that he shat himself considering his facial expression through the rest of the interview. After that we were treated to a half hour history lesson translated into monotone, emotionless English by a cunt who sounded like his cat just died after shitting in his cereal. 

Pointless, unverifiable stories of yesteryear about how Russia always wanted to join NATO and vague, rapey hints that Ukraine would come to love their Russian overlords in time followed shortly (in comparison to the initial fucking tedious sermon) after by the truly important questions such as "Do you believe in God" and "What is a soul"?

Putin has clearly been putting in his time on his history homework - apparently he got into it during the pandemic - and if nothing else it absolutely proves his ability to retain information and make decisions compared to the likes of drugged up fucking zombies like Biden, even if he does end up coming across as a sort of mad Victorian garden hermit as a result of the sheer amount of seemingly worthless information obscuring his narrative.

I give him a 5 out of 10 - certainly not Trump levels of bombastic entertainment, but clearly not at Biden levels of brain goo.

Tucker gets 2 out of 10. He shat himself after the first question and had seemingly no follow up challenge or chops through the rest of the interview. He honestly didn't even need to be there, I think the same result could have just been accomplished by filming Putin talking with his family over breakfast. Don't think the useless fucker deserves to be sanctioned or put on hit lists for his worthless actions though, so he gets a pity point for that alone.

What a fucking let down.

I agree it's hard to feel sympathy for any of the fuckers, but you do still have to step back and marvel at the sheer malevolent coincidence that Charlie boy waited his entire life for the throne only for it to give him arse cancer when he sat on it.

As these pampered, living-on-another-plain-of-reality heirs of undeserved fortune go, he's had a rough time of it, comparatively speaking.

1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said:

Pretty well anyone with arms can use a gun look at America and remember the rule that "the young go first" .. by "older" they mean cunts in their forties and fifties and into their mid sixies and large part of which are not economically active, but are still physically strong .. a perfect citizens army I can see @Eric Cuntman, @Ape™️ and @Cunty BigBollox at the head of their own little squads.

Cunt's Army? @Ape™️ might be a bit handy, dropping grenades (improvised from bean cans obviously) from his toy helicopters, but @Eric Cuntman and @Cunty BigBollox would just grow weed farms or set up alcohol stills in the dugouts respectively.

The entire front would be filled with stoned/blind conscripts using their rifles as improvised bongs or pawning their equipment for potato vodka.

Load of bollocks.  You've got the carefully engineered, culturally gelded snowflakes that can't even figure out their own gender, nevermind how to fire a fucking rifle, drowning in debt and living in a world where ever owning a house is a fantastical concept on the same level as the return of Jesus fucking Christ, because almost everything has been sold off to suspiciously foreign investors.

Of course, we've been importing fighting age children by the literal boat load over the last decade. They'd be great for all this running around and getting blown up shit - the mischievous little fuckers love nothing more than throwing their lives away for a vaguely defined "greater cause". Not too sure I'd want to be the native handing any of the cunts guns and explosives though - something tells me their desperate plight for acceptance within our overly strict and judgemental communities, with such prejudiced laws as "don't rape" and "don't murder cunts because they don't believe in your own personal religion" - might be somewhat overridden by their (entirely understandable) urge to... well, rape people and kill cunts who don't believe in their own personal religion.

Maybe we can rely on the older generation - you know, the one that was lucky enough to be born at a time where you could actually afford shit like personal property on an average wage? They've been banging on about bringing back conscription since it fucking ended anyway. No,no. Of course, all of those fuckers are conveniently too old and crumbly anyway. The hit to the economy brought about by the loss of patronage at the bingo halls and bookies might even be greater than the cost of their tax supplemented pensions. Can't have that.

Good old Whitey might shoulder the burden, it could be just like old times, but we have spent the last few years screaming in his face that he's a racist because he doesn't like how he can't afford a house due to immigration.

Oh, what a fucking pickle. All of our demographics actively despise the very idea of our country, would be useless in a fight anyway, or have been so brow beaten by the establishment that a few years in jail with free food, education and heating for telling us to fuck off honestly sounds like a pretty fucking decent alternative to trying to untangle his freshly exposed bowels from a hedge in fucking Siberia.

The unbridled fucking cluelessness of these supposedly fully qualified and totally democratically elected cunts. This is the equivalent of shitting in my bacon sandwich, then expecting me to fist fight a gang of smack heads for the privilege of taking a bite. Fuck off.

13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Remember they let that flid get into the Guinness book of records for drawing a picture of a train that was thirty feet long?

 The next day I stretched out some leftover wallpaper I found in the garage and drew a picture of a train that was 30 feet 2 inches. Fuck you Harvey.

Yours had flak guns and and murals of naked women with swords fighting dragons with swords too. Much better than Harvey's shitty depiction.

3 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

As peculiar as it may sound , although it is shite ,  its a far better nomination than anything you've manged to regurgitate .

I think I might have to kill and eat bits of you if you keep leaving spaces before and after commas.

Just your eyes though, and I might leave you alive if I think you're really really sorry afterwards.

Fair warning. Sort it the fuck out.

20 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

You really are so dramatic,so over emotional and rather tedious to say the least . I do think the best thing to do is to not read anything posted on this site by myself .It's really very , very simple .If that rule is applied you won't be working yourself up into a froth of rage.I think it's better for you , I really do .I have been trying to find any form of opinion or comment posted by you that isn't a response,  and on most  occasions a derogatory response to what others post. Why dont you try to further the reach  of the site and state a novel opinion and invite a  debate 

You silly little  cunt .

Does this mean they were driving like a cunt when they died, or when they hit someone?

Either way I think the 4x4 part is somewhat valid, especially when they're being driven by 4'9 women with spray tan and bleached hair who can barely see over the steering wheel, but the Audi part simply reeks of envy. They're just big saloon cars, driven no worse than Mercedes or BMWs in my opinion. The worst offender in the big saloon car category is clearly the Skoda Octavia and Superb as they are naturally driven by immigrant rocket scientists and brain surgeons who are suddenly hit by the unexplainable urge to become taxi drivers the moment they set foot on English soil.

3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I’m sticking with the Queens English. I’m not going to start all that fucking mumbling and stuttering shit like that fat handed Dumbo tribute act that we’ve been saddled with until we get the inevitable ‘Monarch Of Colour’.

Indeed. Her Majesty was trained as a mechanic during the war. She could have maintained and driven a Proton easily and for many years past it's intended lifespan.

Charlie boy would just end up crying on the side of the road and probably dying of exposure as a result of his hands exploding when he tried to find the bonnet release.

14 minutes ago, Greg said:

Following the launch of the new brand platform "Beyond Techspectations" through a back-to-school campaign in August, Currys is taking humour to the next level in its latest set of brand films. Created by AMV BBDO, "Beyond Techspectations" aims to showcase how Currys consistently goes the extra mile to deliver the best expertise and tech knowledge through its colleagues and the extensive training they receive.  Fulling embracing an approach centred around humour, the series of ads are set to show the retailer’s unrivalled tech expertise and its colleagues’ commitment to going above and beyond in the most engaging and memorable way possible, whether that means eating instruction manuals to gain extra knowledge or cultivating long beards as a symbol of their wisdom.The 30" and 15” films, directed by Greg Bell through Red Studios, will run across TV and digital. As part of the media strategy developed by Spark Foundry, shorter formats will offer a snapshot of the campaign on different platforms.Aisling Lancaster, Head of Brand & Advertising at Currys said, “We know that our customers relish the opportunity to get hands-on with all the amazing tech we sell, and our stores are the best possible place to do this. Not only can you try out all the latest products, but you can rely on our colleagues’ unrivalled tech expertise to help find the right tech for you. These ads allow us to playfully show just how far our colleagues are willing to go to make sure they are tuned-in to today’s tech trends, whilst underscoring how valuable this face-to-face service is to our customers.”AMV BBDO’s creative directors on the campaign David Westland and Jeremy Tribe said, “Currys occupies a unique space in tech retail by doubling down on expertise and personal customer service in an increasingly online market. But it takes a really brave, confident client to let us showcase these qualities through stylised comedy. This campaign is a great second outing for the new Beyond Techspectations platform and we look forward to exploring more funny executions as we develop it together with Currys”.Kazimir Brown, Business Director at Spark Foundry UK said, ‘We’re thrilled to launch the newest iteration of the ‘Beyond Techspectations’ platform. Our plan, aimed at driving mass reach through Linear TV, BVOD & Online Video, allows Currys to engage with audiences nationwide in an authentically tongue-in-cheek tone. The media strategy focuses on showcasing the expertise & commitment to quality championed by Currys’ colleagues. Our campaign will deliver this message at national scale, in high-quality & engaging environments utilising 15”, 30” & 60” formats”.

 

See above. And fuck off. Any smarmy shit about how I fucked up the quote and might need technical help and I'll glass you.

Fuck Curry's. And fuck you. Well done for going back to school though.

Just now, Penny Farthing said:

I am also wondering about  mobiduck-the-First,& Second.

Rampant incest AIDS would be my guess. I bet the cunt has a jaw that would put the Habsburgs to shame.

How the fuck they managed three generations I don't know, must've been a few butch dinner ladies wander into the orgy room...

9 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

Are you an iron?

This is why I like you, Pen. Why I don't get involved with the common rabble at your expense. When the rest of us are off shirking our cunting duties, here you are asking the important questions of the newbies.

35 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

If, and it's a big if, the russkies do pull out and leave Ukraine alone, who do you think the midget will come to with cap in hand for the few quid it will take to restore his shithole to its former shithole glory? I'd say they should nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. 

I don't think Russia will pull out. They'll probably just keep throwing meat into the grinder until they can secure the territory they've managed to capture then declare it a victory whilst conveniently forgetting the infamous "three day plan".

Ukraine doesn't have the man power or the equipment now that western interest is starting to wane to win a war of attrition. Few years time and it'll be the Ruskies begging for help against the smiling Chinks on their doorstep. If we're lucky they'll just nuke each other and microwave Germany a bit in the process.

13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Daley Thompson was our best darkie. Just went about the business of winning stuff without worrying too much about being black.

It's the Yanks fault. They've got the bunch of them thinking they were all picking cotton a few generations back, so when they do achieve something they feel the need to make a statement in support of "their people". Hasn't really settled in the fact that there's a big fucking ocean between them and the Yank darkies, or that as far back as WW2 all the segregation bollocks of the Jim Crow era was heavily frowned upon by the UK population when they saw how they were treating their black GIs.

Honestly I think most of the cunts hate the colour of their own skin more than the "racists" they see in every dark corner.

2 hours ago, and said:

Don't be too hard on him, he wasn't lying, he hadn't had a bath or shower for twelve months. Poor guy lived in a bed-sit, with only a communal bathroom for his daily ablutions, and it was always occupied by some smack-head looking to shoot up whatever was available.

That's what life is like, when you're at the bottom... 😢

So it was you all along? They never did discover the identity of the shitter squatter...

17 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

This vile, lying, chancing cunt has just been banned for refusing to say who was driving at the time other offences were (allegedly) committed.

Bianca Williams banned from driving and given 18 penalty points

The report doesn't say what the 11 penalty points she already had on her licence were for. Perhaps it was "Smelling of foreign food" or "Possession of curly black hair and thick lips"?

I saw a report about this bint moaning that her championship ambitions were crushed as a result of this horrible judgement.

It must be a fascinating perspective on life to be so adored, so pandered to and supported into a certain - dare I say "privileged" - lifestyle that the very concept of consequences for your actions becomes so alien to the point that you're still arguing that your status as a celebrity sports person should exempt you from the established laws of the land.

1 minute ago, Penny Farthing said:

It was never the same after they replaced William Hartnell .

I've never been able to get into it at any level myself, but Hartnell isn't even the first Doctor anymore - they retconned a small black child into that position a few years ago.

No reason, just because they can. I do understand the frustration this sort of shit must cause to long term fans though, even if I'm not one myself.

On 02/12/2023 at 11:22, ChildeHarold said:

You’re dead wrong there. But why don't you just say the whole fucking Dr Who shite show has it's day and this is just resuscitating a corpse. OK a transgender corpse. 

WHO FUCKING CARES? 

Considering the average age of punters on here Doctor Who was probably an important part of their childhood and they feel bitter towards what to them is established cannon being changed to pander to a new generation.

Nothing the BBC has it's fingers in these days is primarily entertainment, it's just regurgitated slop designed to specifically indoctrinate younger viewers into a more politically acceptable world view, whilst seemingly tricking older fans into letting their children watch it.

A corporation, especially one that demands a mandatory payment simply for the fact that every television in existence automatically has their channels tuned in out of the box, should in no way be abusing its status to pander and transmit the social engineered whims and opinions of its employees who intend to use it as propaganda to promote their own personal beliefs.

It can play the fucking program the way it was written and portrayed since the fucking sixties, or they can fuck off and become a private channel and do whatever they fucking please. They shouldn't be legally allowed to spit in the face of fans and demand payment for the service.

51 minutes ago, ZEV said:

Hitler only had one ball , just sayin'...

He had Parkinson's disease too. I guess if he delayed his self induced sinus expansion long enough to end up a shivering vegetable he'd have just decided to call it a day and start working as a motivational speaker for kids who can't read good.