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Bernie Winters did ok when he went solo

Flipside being the shitehawks who all claim to have all been born within 1/4 mile of the ground , have ALWAYS supported [insert club name - the cunts know who they are ! ] and in an instant put aside any previous disdain of incoming sugar daddy cash.

Just love the "whatta cunt you truly are missus " look from the woman to her left. This farce is probably the most edgy thing the maybot has done in her entire shitting life.

The ones that have the compulsive use of the word adorable. Or never fail to message 'you ok hun ' or 'wiv the angles and printsess die and jayd goodie now' when some other cunts' mutt croaks it.

Even Stephen Hawkings' keyboard had a red key which he used sparingly .. when required it simply blurted out " For fucks sake fuck right off you boring fucking cunt"

The leavers never thought this farce through . It was all 'Vote on it Monday, sign it Wednesday , out by Friday'. Not to mention all the dosh coming home and the darkies going back to where they belong. What could possibly go wrong.

Surprised to be told by a pal who has appeared on the show that off screen each of the eggheads are approachable and not at all up themselves ... the Vine cunt however is a different matter altogether and of course that CJ twat is long since gone.

A quick 'accidental' twatting to their ankles with your trolley followed by a wholly insincere apology usually does the trick . Just watch as the fat gob full of Monster Munch and diet Coke is spluttered out all over the place.

Calm down Madam . . .it's just a commercial. But agree , utter cuntery.

Hot flushes , irritable , short tempered , judgemental ? .. just saying.

Not a single critic/expert has noticed the picture is upside down .. or is it ?

The experts say it's the dogs bollocks and worth thousands ... remember Cantonas' sardines and seagulls piss take quote years ago.

Spare a thought for those who live in the Buffer Zones ... East Lancashire,Cumbria,North Lincolnshire,Teeside etc., heroes one and all who have the task of ensuring normal Brits remain untainted, decent and free from the likes of Parkinson,Titchmarsh,Boycott etc [extensive list available] . Build a wall maybe , like the orange shitgibbon ponce wants at the Mexican border ? .. kiss my arse. Sentries and snipers more like.

Anyone would think these outfits are just in it for the dosh despite their sharing caring we lurve you and care about your eyesight puke inducing whimsical adverts. Get yourself down to Poundland before they sell out of their premium range.... they don't even need to do any eye test malarkey.. but do charge you 5p for the bag.

Who, who, who slapped John? White face, black shirt White socks, black shoes Black hair, white Strat Bled white, died black [c] Dury I.

They even had to photo shop the dried up hag into that gathering of cunts around the orange shitgibbon

The practice of merging is a concept far too complicated and sciencey for the usual knuckle headed pigshit thick Brit driver and besides which , actually showing any courtesy or commonsense on the road ,or anywhwere else is a blatant challenge to these stupid cunts masculinity .

These fuckers are the types who appeared on the 70's tv cuntfest known as "Ask the Family" with their equally smug Mummy and Daddy. Now to be seen at any upmarket garden centre or National Trust gaff of your choice or being really edgy by wearing a visi vest and standing a store entrance shaking their fucking bucket.

There's a clause in our deeds that permits access to our property by the next door neighbour [cunt as it happens , but his wifey has a tremendous rack] should their extension wall require maintenance or repairs .. so what do you think of that .

Is it on the telly ? ..will Primark be doing Royle family outfits .. will dogs be painted red white and blue .. will A&E depts be fully prepared for nans who can't shit from over excitement .. will Alan Titchmarsh explode ... will Concorde and a Lancaster bomber do a fly by .. Is it on at Wembley or the O2 ?

More than likely "I am The Walrus" , but again in Danish , obviously

in every report on this fiasco all I see is a screen full of faces that say " There's gorra be some dosh in all of this" . I also wonder when is the nipper getting his ears pierced ?

They think we don't notice these things ... fucking pervs

I always envisage him turning to her at the end and saying " So, do you fancy a quick fuck while the dog's not looking?