camberwell gypsy

My mum had a tall boy.

Leonard Cohen sounded like a 33rpm whatever fucking speed you put one of his records on.

I went there in the early 80s and realised what a cuntfest it was when the handful of fucking toilets get bunged up after 8 hours and the smell of shit permeates the whole fucking site.

The devil take your stereo and record collection

I can't believe it's not butter.

Apes chart? What's that?

Don't forget the Renault 5.

It worked.

Her 5 X great grandson, the WWE wrestler and fucking maniac Steve Austen shaves his head with one.

What's happened to his penis?

Mr Darcy would probably twiddle her nipples to try and get radio Luxembourg on her tits. But radio hadn't been invented then. So shitting on Ms Austen's tits would have been the only option.

I'd be surprised if nobody says "come on guys, play the white man".

Believe it

they'll be a stunted 4 foot 2. That's still 3 inches taller than Rick. I'll get me toothbrush

Not ones who had the plague, as their hands and feet fell off

6 people died in the fire of London so as there were only 12 people living in London, you are absolutely correct.

Well I had the silicone bead treatment back in the eighties. My hair looked beautiful with all those beads in it, and I'm still here so fucking give generously Neil. She'll look lovely.

Disgusting

Humpty looks happy.

I've got a sombrero what I bought in Spain back in the early 80s.

Noooooooo not Brian Cunt....I mean Cant?

Normally someone throws an old pram in your skip.

Yeah and it was me who paid for your kebab and Fanta orange, you cunt.

Why is it that as soon as the sun peeps out, fucking idiot men revert back thousands of years to cave men, trying to cook lidl sausages on flames, their flabby bare bellies dripping sweat on the meat, can of fester's lager in one hand and tongs in the other with the really cuntish ones wearing a fucking chefs hat. Yet ask these lumps to cook dinner in the kitchen and you get "fuck off that's what you tarts are for".

That's exactly what I've been doing today Ape. Although it's iced Lambrini (fuck off) for me.