Decimus

No, Carlton Palmer.

There's nothing, and I mean nothing, worse than a woman who talks about football as if they know what they're on about. The Gyppo reminds me of my mother, who has asked me in every single televised international tournament since 1996 "Is Alan Shearer playing?".

CANCER!

I've read this through several times, and the conclusion I have come to is this. You believe that Thatcherite policies are a greater evil than the communist ones imposed on Russia as a result of the revolution? I don't want to waste my time absolutely taking you apart based upon an assumption, so I'd appreciate some clarification before I begin.

He fucking hates the Jews, so that's a big thumbs up in my book.

The game is up, @JohnnySaucePants and there's nothing here for you now. Pack up your Polygraph and sling your fucking hook, you pirate little cunt.

I imagine that you're more of an Invacar man, Drew, at least during the three hour window each month that you're sober enough to drive.

Forget that shit, P, have you still got Pen and "her" meat and two veg on block?

It'd be bad enough if it was a deleted member's thread, or someone he hasn't crossed swords with. But can you even begin to imagine how catastrophically fucking stupid he really must be to do it to someone who has been hounding and abusing him for weeks. I can't wait to read his "A Haunting in Norfolk".

Hoisted by his own retard.

I did the same, as I started to suspect Johnny may have lifted it from here and posted it on some low brand imitation cunting site, like isacunt.com, forgetting it would have a later date than mine due to him being a stupid fucking cunt.

Imagine being that fucking sad and/or useless, that you have to use other people's words to make up some content on a shitty forum at the arse end of the internet that less than two dozen people will ever probably read. You really are a prize cunt, and I can't begin to tell you how pleased I am that you won't ever be allowed to live it down. I wouldn't bother logging back in, Johnny. There is nothing The Corner loves more than catching out a bullshitter and never letting them forget about it. You're fucked. If I have time and I can bear the thought of reading through your awful fucking drivel, I might check some of your other "original" submissions. I wouldn't be surprised to find you've ripped off dozens of other posts.

So, let me get this right, it's gone from being your own work on "The Old Corner" to someone else's entirely on a completely different website. Of course you've gone fishing, and I'd stay fishing if I were you as you've been caught hook line and fucking sinker here. If I were in your shoes, and you had evidence that someone who has given you shit incessantly on here was copying and pasting someone else's material, I'd provide a link to prove it. In fact I was in your shoes, and provided a link to my nomination that you shamelessly tried to claim credit for, instantly making you look a cunt. Don't you want to claim my scalp, little Johnny bullshit? Here's your big chance. Show us a link, you plagiarising shit. If you can't you're finished here and you know it.

Please don't apologise, on behalf of every other member, I can assure you it's entirely fucking unnecessary

Keep digging, Johnny, you back tracking little wanker. The only thing worse than trying to take credit for someone else's work is being fucking stupid enough to try and do it in the presence of said original creator. Apparently you copied and pasted it from somewhere, if it's yours, or anyone elses, and you didn't outrageously copy it from my own nomination, where did you get it from? You've made yourself look a right cunt here, Johnny. Fancy being that sad you would try and steal the material of a shit rant on a shit website that no one else will ever read.

I have, "from the original cunt's corner site". It's on this one and you said "I have a good description", intimating it was yours. You've been caught with your incontinence nappy around your ankles, the board is going to want answers so you better make it fucking good.

I thought this sounded familiar. You plagiarising, bullshitting cunt, that was posted by me on here, not the fucking old site. I can't believe a wanker even as spectacularly thick as you would attempt to pass off the work of someone else as your own when the site has a fucking search function. You've been caught out, Johnny, like everything else that comes out of your mouth, this was yet again complete, lying bullshit. Explain yourself.

Johnny, I can't help noticing that you keep referring to New Zealand as being a "paradise", almost as if you're trying to convince yourself as much as us that it's true. If your idea of paradise is living in the middle of fucking nowhere in a prefab house, in a country poorer, less significant and twice as expensive than the UK, then I guess you're living the dream. If that dream also includes having fuck all to do other than fuck sheep and walk up hills, then you truly are blessed. You fucking thick cunt.

Anyone else getting images of Drew? Our very own stair case challenged spastic, lairy as fuck on spesh and frothing with rage in his scooter, constantly talking absolute fucking shite that no one else can understand.

Cancer.

I think there was a point where at least six other members had you blocked, Pen. The only one who hasn't relented as far as I'm aware is @PANZER MURPHY

Pen, you're like every embittered, low-level grunt I've ever encountered. The same old tired stereotypes could probably be heard when the pyramids were being built "Old Akhenaten just shuffles papyrus all day, what does he know about the fucking "day job". The ticket stamping, envelope sealing, useless cunts of the world, such as yourself, always imagine they know how things could be done better, but have absolutely no idea about the realities and constraints of management. Stick to subjects you're actually qualified to comment on, like which charity shops have the best selection of size 12 stilletos and knickers baggy enough to stash a nine inch cock in. Have a nice day 🙂

Oh yes, I forgot that on the huge list of menial jobs you've done, post room monkey at a council is on your CV from 20 years ago. How can I argue with such an in-depth knowledge of the workings of local government? You fucking idiot.

Ey oop, pet, come 'n' sit on tha' uncle Ding's knee. Oooo that feels reet good, I tell thee.