Decimus
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Pansy performs his own abortions in the back of his terrifying rape mobile, so the outcome makes no odds to him.
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Fuck off back down to the open corner. It's begun.
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Forgive my tone, but I hardly think that you are qualified to comment on toilet etiquette when you have yet to be potty trained yourself, you Pampers wearing cunt.
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I wouldn't trust r-soles to cook and eat a tin of alphabetti spaghetti without burning down half his street and choking to death. The thought that he is legally allowed to vote is frankly absolutely fucking terrifying.
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Plagiarism acknowledged in the excellent Amanda Holden thread from 2015.
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The only thing white I ever want to see him in is a death shroud.
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I've never seen Bill Cosby and Morgan Freeman in the same room at once. Or Lenny Henry for that matter.
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You dirty, dog-dick licking lowlife cunt.
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Fuck off Ding, you filthy northern, absolute fucking pervert.
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No wonder he's a downy little fucking mong, the mother's that old her pussy's haunted. @Stubby Pecker thoughts?
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I'm sorry but this blatant piece of plagiarism just doesn't have the rock star appeal of my vastly superior Postwick Hub nomination. The next time they dig up the A380, find yourself a navvy with a bucket of boiling hot tar and stick your fucking head in it.
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What's the meaning of this brutal and unwarranted assault?
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Fucking hell, Marigold! Whatever happened to him? I'm assuming he must have taken a wrong turn into Aylsham and got himself lynched.
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Don't feel left out, it clearly states "No dogs".
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I'm well on my fucking way and listening to a selection of nineties tunes that reminds me of times when you could go into a pub and smoke a pack of twenty Benson's and play ten songs on the jukebox for fifty pence. I might have been in the family room drinking panda pops until 2002, but I look back on the pissed up antics of my parents with fond memories.
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Oooo Eric boy, Eric boy, Eric boyyyyy.
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Slightly before my time, but I'm guessing we wouldn't have got on.
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In all my years I don't think that I have ever come across a black man living in Norfolk, either. Drew is clearly a drunken fantasist.
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I hardly think that falling out of your mobility scooter into a steaming pile of dog shit whilst absolutely smashed qualifies you as a member of the brown brotherhood.
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5 brigades of the 101st airborne parachuted over Normandy in '44 and refused to pull their cords after bumping into Pen on the 14:27 Chelmsford to Liverpool Street a week before Operation Overlord.
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I hope that she mistakenly turns up to an R.Kelly gig and gets what's coming to her.
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Saucy Jack was spot fucking on.
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Stubby, I thought that you'd be out in the field, not slowly dying behind an MDF desk in a tiny cubicle on a Gloucestershire industrial estate. I had visions of you whispering and stroking the Preseli stones at Stonehenge, not sat inside a dingy office, spending your days sexually molesting menopausal women with no self esteem whilst sucking in your fat fucking gut.
