Decimus
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They say that you can't get away with murder, but I know two people that McCann. Die, cunt.
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The most outrageously fucking stupid thing you have said to date, and that's a pretty impressive feat, considering your back catalogue on here makes the spasticated ramblings of Sloth from The Goonies seem high-brow and sophisticated.
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I watched the game and was absolutely pissing myself when the third Utd goal went in. Not because I like them particularly, but because I was thinking of the inevitable racist shit you'd subsequently spew out on here and the guaranteed ban that would follow. P.S. Reported. Lol.
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I've had several since reading it. I'm on the fucking edge.
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Scousers are indeed unbearable. However, you're a northerner as well, and I don't differentiate between scouse, manc, geordie or mackem. You're all absolute fucking scum in my opinion.
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Who? You stupid fucking stripey jumper wearing cunt.
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Either or. The cunt is an absolute sartorial fucking disgrace.
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I imagine that this is exactly the sort of shit that Frank would wear. The rainbow trainer loving, kiddy jeans wearing, fat ankled fucking faggot.
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Son, you ever been to Vegas?
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Fancy a pint at the Kings Arms in Caister tonight?
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I'm afraid that R-soles is currently balls deep in Brendan Sheerin in a layby somewhere outside of Hastings and won't be able to reply.
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Fuck me, you go on coach trip holidays?! @William T.D. Stickers we've got a code fucking red, you know what to do. This is up there with Drew's bungalow and Ding's caravan.
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I hardly think that you are qualified to be dishing out sexual advice, Neil. If it's not dead behind a roadside hot dog van, you won't put your dick in it.
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Give it a fucking rest, Withers, you bloated cancerous slug.
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Thank you for your concern, Stubby. On any other day, Drew would be picking up his metaphorical teeth from the fucking floor for daring to quote me uninvited. However, as we all know, Tuesdays are when Drew has his nappy changed, and to soothe his rashy cum-soaked cheeks and irksome temper, he has two cans of John Smith's and starts acting like the big spastic on campus. He's throwing shit around like a fucking Bonobo and anyone could get hit. The best thing to do is to wait until he sobers up and reverts to being his usual boring fucking self.
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#Drewsday.
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I've got a neighbour and sometimes his sister brings her newborn around to visit. Makes me fucking sick.
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Alright, lads?
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You should've gone on a road trip with Withers. In the highly unlikely scenario that you didnt bore each other to death, you could've done us all a favour and popped over the border to Dignitas.
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For those of us who have been to university within the last 100 years, we all know that this article is an absolute load of shite. Universities are some of the most liberal, inclusive institutions in the country. I doubt that there's a single one without an Afro-Chinese Lesbian Transexual Muslim Wiccan Paraplegic society and the pandering to a tiny minority that comes with it. Are there racist people who go to university? Undoubtedly. Is there some sort of endemic institutionalised racism prevalent at them? Absolutely not. Yet another bandwagon for the perpetually outraged to jump on. It's about as real as the gender pay gap. Fuck off.
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Stubby, I'm fighting your corner here, old son, but the general consensus seems to be that you're still a fucking idiot. Help me to help you, make our audience laugh until they cry. -
I'd guess that it's got something to do with the fact that you've stopped being absolutely fucking shit.
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Stubby, you're back to your fucking best. Bygones are bygones, carry on like this and you'll be back eating at the top table by the end of the week.
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It might have been Bobby's hands, but it was definitely Liam Adams busting a nut over my youthful face.
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Sometimes, in the dead of the night, I wake up screaming "Bobby Sands". 9 times out of ten, when I then look down at my cock, I've cummed. Hard.
