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He's a fucking idiot, along with the majority of the UK population when it comes to Ireland. You've either got Calvinist jocks (enter Bawsey) with a heavy chip on their shoulder, or some para wannabe (enter Ding) who has watched Harry's game one too many times and thinks that he's in the Black and fucking Tans. The fact is, Irish policy is largely dictated by the USA. If it ever became an American cause for Ireland to be reunited, the UK government would have no choice but to ditch the north and bend over for the yanks.

It's nice to see that you've finally stopped acting like a prick and have ditched all the "rag-head" shit. You used to be pretty decent until you started following the crowd by indulging in lazy racism. Keep it up, you fucking idiot.

Stubby, you've got all the sexual sophistication of a couple of frotting virgins peeking through the window at an over 50's water aerobics class. Does your maggot twitch whenever there's a tampon advert on the telly? Sad fucking cunt.

I wouldn't worry, Snowy. The clique, if it ever did exist, is dead. If it wasn't there would have been a feeding frenzy and seven pages of bad binmen jokes on this nom by now. There's only one clique on the site, and you only have to look at the circle jerking going on with the dishing out of likes on your thread to work out who is in it. If I ever get the band back together again you're in for a real fucking kicking, but until then I won't be taking on any new customers, I'm afraid.

Speaking of meltdowns... Lol.

If you and your 'lads' turned up outside my house at half two in the morning, rattling my bins and making a fucking racket in your Biffa, you wouldn't have survived to later stick your big dirty beak into someone else's child raising affairs. Nosey "The Bizz" column reading cunt.

I'm gonna find my Quincy gonna hold him tight, gonna grab some afternoon mouth-shite.

The problem is that our 40+ years of membership have been largely spent with one foot out of the project whilst trying to curtail greater integration. You can't expect to influence European policy when we have treated the whole experiment with disdain since we joined. We have been a disruptive influence since we entered Europe, and to be brutally honest, they're better off without us. I'd advocate a singular fiscal and economic policy for the whole bloc, plus a unified foreign and domestic policy. It could happen in the future, but it would never have occurred with Britain in the club, as it would have been anathema to our outdated isolationist stance. Brexiteers are right that the current system is broken, but not in the way they think. The E.U. needs to be more centralised, not less.

I think being part of a European superstate would have been quite nice. It would be the only force realistically capable of challenging the global supremacy of the US and China, and with its inherent liberal political stance could truly have been the best hope that this planet has got. With more willingness to get involved and a projection of overtaking Germany as the biggest economy in Europe, we could have had a seat at the top of the table and dictated its future evolution. Thanks to you and other small minded idiots, all we've got to look forward to is a future as a third rate country with no influence or power in the world. But at least there won't be anymore Baltic food shops, eh? You're a fucking disgrace and a traitor to the best interests of this country.

Stubby, you've been warned numerous times today about this shit. Please assume that unlike yourself, the majority of members on this site do not need every insinuation of faggotry to be backed up by a theoretical description. You're finished here. Leave now before I destroy you entirely.

See my response on Special Relationship.

A desperately transparent and sycophantic attempt to garner 'likes'. You used to be subtle.

He freely admits that he doesn't drink or take drugs anymore, and his antics as a slum landlord lost their shine after reading his online reviews more than twice. Aside from his yellow tie, being a coked up charlatan who once read a quarter of 'To The White Sea' was all he had. He might as well shut up shop and get the fuck off of my site.

I'm not sure about this, I'll get back to you. Have you seen that Stubby has taken another kicking today? He's been painfully breaking down and explaining jokes made on here in instances where the punchline isn't immediately clear. What are we going to do with him?

Stubby, you're completely fucking shit in every measurable way.

How's your old man tonight? Can you remember when I called Wiz a dead-dadded cunt?

Genuinely looks like Frank sans wig. Fucking hell.

That's a rather bold statement. I don't know about "will", it remains to be seen how this is going to play out, but it's optimistic to think that the average British worker is guaranteed to be better off. Governments, especially traditional Tory governments, are on the side of big business, not the average employee. None of what you've said will be enforced by legislation, it will be down to market forces. And market forces have a knack of fucking over those at the bottom. You know my opinions on Brexit, but for what it's worth, I hope you're right and I'm wrong.

Morning, Withers. Did you see that Macron is in some former French shithole in Africa this week? Apparently he has declared to the savages there that he's going to make French the first language of the world. I'd be interested to know how he intends to do this, my own personal theory is that you'll all be speaking Arabic by 2050. Lol Fuck off.

I guess that makes you me. The question is, who's the cantankerous nose-bag addict, HIMO dweller of the gang? You also need a name and a scribe.

I assumed that was the dress code at your Remploy factory anyway.

He doesn't look well, Frank, and whilst I'm not saying that I hope he dies over the Christmas period, that is in fact exactly what I'm saying. As a way of making it up to you, I've got a suggestion for his playlist.

Eric, I haven't got a fucking clue what you're talking about. My knowledge of Roadhouse is solely based on Family Guy, and it tickles me now to think of you roundhouse kicking people in the street and shouting "Roadhouse" as you trundle away.

You've got a rare like from me for the Roadhouse quip. Genius.

Fuck off, cunt, or you'll get the pencil up your arse. The irony isn't lost on me that Stubby Pecker has liked this post, despite the fact that he's posting on here all morning and afternoon compared to the odd one or two from myself. Stubby, you fucking mong. Throw stones at your glass house and cut your jugular on the shards.