Decimus

Who can forget the legendary Couldn't Give A Shit (CGAS). He was one of the first to expose the human potato for the easily riled cunt that he is. A few posts about the post-war proscription of Irishmen who had the decency and bollocks to serve in the war against the Nazis was all it took for P's thin veneer of blarney to crack. One can only assume that his grandfather spent the entirety of 1939-45 on the dole in Tipperary whilst his betters fought for the freedom of Europe. Laffin.

You've literally ruined this site for everyone. If you aren't following Wolfie and I around like a retarded younger, ginger step-brother, you're posting inane fucking drivel like the above. You never put up a nomination. You never stay on topic on anyone else's nomination. You are incapable of posting anything witty or humorous. You are a deranged, highly unstable, wired wrong piece of animal abusing shit. You defend paedophiles and their actions. Take a look at the downturn in activity on here since you started flinging your faeces about like the rattled little ape you are. Nobody wants you here, you bring absolutely nothing, and I mean NOTHING to The Corner, and if you aren't fucked off soon it will be the final nail in the coffin for this place. Anybody who disagrees with me is a total fucking idiot and will be dealt with accordingly. As for you, do the decent thing for a change. Log out and never come back. You won't be fucking missed.

It's little Mick... It's little Mick... It's little Mick, little Mick, little Mick. It's little Mick... It's little Mick... It's little Mick, little Mick with the massive dick.

Don't hold your breath. Like Pen he was here for the first one, and despite my fervent wishes and the best efforts of cancer, the misanthropic old cunt will be here for the last.

I'm not sure why you have such a strange obsession with where I happen to be posting from, it's all a bit fucking weird, even by your own incredibly creepy standards. As for altar (not alter, you cretinous cunt) boys, at least a Catholic priest waits until they're out of the incubator before he starts sucking their cocks. You had your maggot deep throated at birth by one of your tribe's hairy, Christ-killing Kabbalah-wizard nonces.

Of course he has, he's had his 'membership card' 'stamped' more times than any other punter in its long and storied history. Lolololol

I assume you know what this means R-Soles, you pea-brained fucking simpleton?

You're not welcome here.

Harold would struggle to finish a toddler's four-piece dinosaur jigsaw without his mother at hand.

I'd never heard of him, so I just looked the idiot up. He comes across like a combination of Charlie Boorman, Quentin Wilson and Guy Martin. Individually they're all worthy of a brick to the face. But when you combine them into a singular hairy, totally fucking smug, Ritchiesque gestalt entity, it's time to consider getting Bend on the case with his rusty rape kit. Ghastly.

Apparently I've 'renounced' my Catholicism, which in the dog shit (lol) humour of his post actually means I'm a fervent left footer. Not sure where he's got that from to be honest. Yes I'm a Catholic, but I didn't get much fucking choice in the matter. As another Irishman once said: "Being born in a stable does not make a man a horse.”

You absolute fucking wanker.

At this point in time I'd be willing to accept any old shit that he wants to film. If he can garner 12 likes for wearing a wig that looks like it's been brushed with a toffee apple whilst accompanying it with a pair of white Bee Gees jeans, he doesnt exactly need to do much to surpass my incredibly low expectations going forwards.

It's been alleged by others on here that Frank is a master practitioner in the art of displaying stealth wealth. I beg to differ. Not only does he usually accompany every fat-ankled picture with a link to whatever website he purchased his latest line of semi-geriatric Harry Styles poofery from, he just so happens to make sure that the screenshot is framed specifically so that your eyes are drawn to the eyewatering price tag that only a complete and utter cunt would be willing to pay. Stealth wealth indeed. He's got about as much class and subtlety as the fibre glass Doric columns that inevitably adorn the homes of most second generation immigrants.

I doubt he can remember, the last time he featured on it was in 2018, as we know from the screenshot. Lololololol.

Yeah, Mr Screenshot, I'm the one who is obsessed, you happy-snappy gimp. When you got to fourth place on the LB, did you fashion yourself a little medal out of some of your Jew-horde gold? Did Pen send you a gold (yellow) star to make you feel like a special little soldier who had earned his big boy pants? Answer the fucking questions. Lolololol.

Could you fucking even begin to imagine it? @Frank spread-eagled and stark bollock naked on the Aitch's polythene covered, Heart Foundation sofa, getting ready for his big Kate Winslett moment. Aitch stood doing his best Di Caprio impression, scratching away with his crayons and trying to portray Frank's Belsenesque body in a sexual light whilst desperately attempting to stop his little bullet from exploding. Good fucking God.

Poofter.

Screenshot for posterity. Lololol. You sad act, stupid fucking cunt.

@Witheredscrote Witherrrrrssss?

Well we know where @Stubby Pecker is going on his stag do if he ever gets married again. GET YOUR CLOACA OUT FOR THE LADS.

Please, learn to punctuate. I can promise you with one hundred percent certainty that no one has read more than five seconds of the above shite. You're an absolute fucking disgrace.

Hear me now, Snatch, you thick-browed neanderthal, absolute fucking spastic cunt. If you ever come back to this site I WILL fucking end you. Do you understand?