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That's my Least Racist crown swiped.

Fuck, do you know her?

Mine weren't that bad to be fair. Plus I had a dusky girlfriend for ages so I've got an ace card. Chin up, mate. The pining for the halcyon days has been done to death, which baffles me because there never fucking were any.

That ginger fucking cunt will be back once he runs out of factor 50 soltan, skin cancer is well established, and he realises that beneath the vaguely attractive facade of his indignant mannequin of a missus lies a vacuous whore whose soul is as empty as her capacity for talent.

I was cringing so much watching that, I've given myself a fucking headache. I won't deny for a second that immigrants have absolutely helped shape certain areas of the infrastructure, but watching that, I am fully aware that I'm being made to feel completely at their mercy and owe everything that I've ever worked for, made myself, or even been gifted, to these bunch of fucking peacocking wankers who love to pretend that they're only doing it out of the goodness of their own hearts, rather than lining their pockets and sending it back to their families in bumfuck nowhere, or as I've heard a surprising amount of times, to escape an arranged marriage or other aspect of their degenerate cultures. No doubt this will cause outrage, and rightfully so, which will then be misconstrued as hate speech and used to further the backlash against the pale devil. This was probably put together by some white-guilt riddled student cunt too, with fuck all to do after being furloughed from his part time job piercing septums at Claire's Accessories. I hope the cunts do get the clap.

Not unlike yourself, Punks.

To be fair, him "getting on top of it" would probably fucking kill it alright.

He used to have one. Every picture he was in showed him chewing the fucker.

Thank fuck for thread necromancy. I was wondering when there was going to be a thread about these noodle-slurping cunts and their latent fuckwittery, now blossoming like bog roll off a head teacher's house. Oh, and their eyes are all to fuck.

Cheers EC. I don't really like to speak ill of the dead, but he was a bit of a fucking thick cunt. He was always looking in black holes, and I can tell you just from looking at a picture of one that there's fuck all in it; and I haven't got any robotic parts.

If you push the end of the empty tube up into your crevice and position the diameter of the circle around your dump valve, it could act as both a gromit/buffer and a sort of piping instrument that may actually alleviate the need for much wiping at all. Hypothetically, like.

MJ, I'm feeling a little worse for wear today. Do you think my temperature is anything to worry about?

My thoughts exactly, Deckers. Stockpiling anything is fucking stupid in itself, but I'd have thought people would at least go for sensible options if they were going to be locked up for a while, like condoms, or even little perks from Ann Summers for when their wives actually do get a headache. The whole shit tickets and wop-fodder panic has gone right over my fucking head. Makes me wonder if people all over the country are just mummifying themselves, necking some farfalle, then wanking themselves into comas.

Who knew the world would get even weirder in 2020? Some chink cunt ate a fucking bat and now I can't wipe my arse. Ratty was right about those bastards.

If only the iron react was still around for this one. For the same purpose of course, no offense Eric. You cunt!

"Could care less" and the vocal fry are making their way slowly but surely over to these shores. Fucking abhorrent, both of them.

That rings a bell.

To be fair EC, if his purpose is to personify the zeitgeist of America and its culture, they haven't gone far wrong with that move.

To celebrate, he is going to treat himself to a nice new set of alloy wheels. For his house.

I don't come on here to read this kind of mushy lovey-dovey shit Ratters.

I take it the other project she wants to work on is her own funeral? The anus-mouthed morgue cheating cunt is 104 years old if she's a fucking day.

What the fuck is it all about? I have never seen a Lonsdale shirt worn by someone who isn't some wheezing red faced salad-fearing tremor maker, fresh from a lock-in at Cadbury's World. Every fucking time.

Sorry but the quota for spud-fumbling zealot limp of wrist cunt has already been filled on here. Much like his mud oven.

Dave: We are the oppressed, pushed down by society; only a few of us will ever make it in life due to this institutionalized racism. To be black is to be held back. Dave accepting his award: Just goes to show if I can do this, anybody can. I'm just an ordinary person like all of you. You can do anything you put your mind to. Make your mind up you fucking talentless wanker.

An odd move indeed. Pigmentation and chuttery aside, the cunt was fucking awful.