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Earl of Punkape

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  1. You voted Liberal because you stole a pair of Cyril Smith’s underpants and were subsequently blackmailed by Jeremy Thorpe to appear in a film with Norman Scott.... lol.
  2. Have you fixed your boiler pipes yet that the ferrets gnawed through?
  3. It appears you might be a plumber. This is excellent as we will never meet socially. Do you wash your ferrets in the upstairs toilet or the downstairs one ? Did one of your ferrets compromise the hot water system and if so why? Please explain using diagrams where necessary.
  4. Good morning Ape. What are you going to do this weekend? Do you keep ferrets?
  5. The Irish are too stupid to leave the EEC and will continue to be a puppet of Brussels and a dumping ground for displaced European migrants and homosexuals.
  6. What you don’t see in this picture is the butternut squash, the rolling pin and the tub of Vaseline...
  7. Indeed. Why not prioritise those convicted of terror plots before other prisoners ?
  8. An impeccable suit. He’ll be back at Glamis Castle tonight to spank one of the maids! lol.
  9. Rubbish. It was a bit of slap and tickle and the the woman obviously blew a gasket. He obviously won’t go to prison nor should he. You wouldn’t be out of place as one of Dr Mengele’s assistants you depraved oik.
  10. The vast majority of sexual offenders are working class or homosexuals.
  11. Sounds like he tried to get his leg over whilst pissed......there for the grace of God go all of us....
  12. I would imagine you have shoehorned in many a Partridge....
  13. Notah Ryan Begay III (born September 14, 1972) is a Native American professional golfer. He is one of the only Native American golfers to have played in the PGA Tour.
  14. Earl of Punkape

    Eh?

    What have you done with the underpants you stole from Jimmy Savile?
  15. Earl of Punkape

    Eh?

    Is that where you live ?
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