White Cunt

Prime material for some exotic taxidermy?

Have they placed some tariffs on your supplies of cheap liquor and clergy? I can see how that would impact your income and thus reduce the imports of tatoes and Rizla paper.

Only if your arse was involved. Slut.

No dear. He described his lunch break at the warehouse in Doncaster.

At least you get some slow-motion action. The new breed of dodgers loitering as far away as possible from manned checkouts, glancingly steering morose clientele in the direction of self serving points, are the pits. Those fuckers deserve regular glassing by frustrated punters, after emptying the bottles first while waiting for the bastards to come out.

I was brought up with this kind of mindless, stupid fucking pass time, courtesy of my dad. That and some church going. Hard to tell which one was the winner in the idiocracy department, both equally mind numbingly odious, cruel, caveman fuckery. I sent off the old git shark fishing a number of times, but to no avail.

Wasn't the girlfriend in charge of that?

I’m sure you would vouch for the establishment, but no, thanks. Have you left a review on Trip Advisor? lol Parmesan is the wrong choice of cheese for cauliflower. Pleb.

I can see how lack of cheese might be a deal breaker.

Instead of reducing the the carbon footprint of assorted domestic and imported tat your fuckwits apply the military complex. It’s a reflex. War on terror is an old hat. Things are moving into war on weather. I would not expect anything else from your high command.

In UK-bound lorries, no doubt.

Just back from a break in Bruges with Mrs WC. "Look dear, no dodgy beggars, winoes and unwashed migrants in here", she said there. "Indeed dear, they are all back home", I replied.

There is more IQ in a Roomba.

It was generously laced with disinfectant derived from carbolic acid, so not only did it shred your outlet to fine powder, it then laced it profusely with a toxic agent. British engineering at it's best, I say.

The settlement should be made in cash in a novichok envelope.

Who married an anorexic British dog. The kids are have no hope.

You would think they got the message loud and clear in 1945, but they clearly hadn’t. But the scale of their cuntery has clearly diminished. Best to give those pricks wide berth and whack them hard when they least expect it.

My local barber does. But I don’t complain as the cunt only charges seven quid a pop. Mind you, his shop is fucking disgusting, including the two dogs he employs part time. Fucking hell, it’s time to move on (I have been saying that for over ten years). It’s just too convenient.

If we don’t, the underground will be riddled with them

Thank you. But don’t speak too soon - the chop is never far away, you know.

Left, left, left....shuffle shuffle, right right right.....shuffle shuffle....left left left......shuffle shuffle.... What an utterly useless cunt old Corbyn is. And that’s just his sex life.

Vivienne Westwood brand is the place to go for the most ambitious, highly strung fashionista woofters. What will happen when the old bag kicks the bucket and the label changes direction? Will a metrosexual version suffice? Any views, Punky?

They will eat that cheque in no time

And charms. Candles with mantras are also essential.

Facts are neutral. They are the solid state of our accumulated knowledge. I don’t think I need to go any further here. Give me the chains of more facts. I will carry them happily.