Stubby Pecker

I drank a fair bit of Bundy when I roamed the Victoria/NSW border country as a clueless young pecker on tour. I think my liver may be permanently damaged.

Ridiculous wig, check Wardrobe bordering on camp, check At least one black man sleeping in his bed every night, check And now a toy dog. The disgusting poof makes me sick

Aren’t there some geese out there that need buggering by you pathetic cheese encrusted garlic smelling maggot?

Drink drain cleaner you malevolent animal abusing turd loving cunt

Barely 48 hours after pulling my finger out of my arse to start posting again, and I’m second on the leaderboard. Standards here are at an all time low and the usual spastic fuckwits posting utter shite is at an all time high

Was the water cold?

Are you sure you didn’t have 2 fingers and a thumb up the arse of the hulking “swede” from Heartbreak Ridge?

Reported

Play musty for me

Back on topic, clearly a committed and deviant homosexual like yourself has a raging boner at the thought of SS slipping out of his XXXXL spandex poof suit? One can only imagine the ghastly mess he'd make of you back passage. For starters, the fat cunt would crush you like the spindly little stick man you are. I'm disgusted by the pair of you, so get fucked.

Get fucked you failed woodchipping geriatric frog cunt

That may well be the case, but the coronation party being held on my village green won’t contain a single ethnic. Most get lynched without 20 miles of leaving whatever inner city shit pit they were spawned in. With any luck we’ll be in full scale world war 3 with Ivan by then.

Yes, cummins, hazelwood and starc are potent, but I don’t see much else to the locker when inevitably one of them breaksdown. Even so, our batsmen will treat them with about ad much respect as an Arab does his 3rd wife. Anderson, Broad and Robinson will be our first choice pace bowlers so in the locker we’ll have; wood, archer, woakes, potts, stone, fisher, mahmood and plenty more. Our crash bang batting may at times fail, but with sporting pitches I’ll back our lot to get more runs

Does your caregiver know you have access to the internet you disabled toilet lurking cunt?

The current Aussie team, although full of world beaters, is simply boring. Not only in their style of play, but in their make up. Add to that some prize cunts like smith and Warner, no wonder the diggers don’t want to watch them. When one thinks of the true characters of recent times these current Aussies look like a bunch of planet loving, green energy powered metrosexual poofs. Big Merv, Warnie, Boon and Dougie Walters, whilst being cunts in their own ways, would smoke, booze and shag their way around England and still bring home the ashes. As for this summer, I can only see and England win. We’ve got so much firepower and strength in depth in both bowling and batting, our 2nd string could probably beat them

Mar-a-Lago indeed. His involvement with Epstein is something else that lurks in his mansion sized closet “Trump, meanwhile, reportedly attendedEpstein-hosted events in New York and Florida, as Epstein patronized the Mar-a-Lago Club. In 2002, Trump even gave a remarkable on-the-record comment about Epstein to a New York magazine journalist, calling him “terrific” and adding that he “likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.” https://www.vox.com/2019/7/9/20686347/jeffrey-epstein-trump-bill-clinton

1. Trump moved the US embassy in Israel from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem kissing up to the Kikes and pissing off the dune coons at the same time. 2. Pulling out US troops from Afghanistan, saying that they’re not going to fight anyone’s wars anymore and telling NATO to get fucked until others start paying their share. 3. It’s well known that with the first sign of Iran starting any shit, Israel will go in and take out their nuke capabilities unilaterally, but of course with the backing of the yanks. 4. The Donald’s favorite pastime seems to have been going 2s up with a pair of skanky Russian ho’s and letting a golden liquid flow. 5. Fuck off to orange clad, bowler hat wearing Ulster cunt.

I thought Trumps disgusting kissing up to the Israelis would have emboldened them to go in preemptive and take out Iran’s nuclear ambitions. However, he made it perfectly clear he wasn’t going to commit any US forces overseas. His weak foreign policies have helped to embolden Putin. That and the video that Vlads got of him being golden showered by a couple of Moscow whores of course.

Are you high on fermented urea and dog shit fumes again or just a stupid boring fucking cunt?

“You can take the catholic out of the buggered child, but you can’t take the child buggering out the catholic “ Rev Ian Paisley

Easy meat for ArseHole; he just picks them up and jabs his grotty finger in for a long lasting dog shit aroma Ive reported the cunt to the RSPCA. Hopefully they’ll pop round just as he approaches the vinegar strokes whilst watching the Hey Duggee box set

One wonders why the sheep like populace puts up with this shit. When your country is run by such a pack of out of touch cunts, protests and hair cutting don’t really achieve much. Kidnapping a few 100 top leaders, slitting their throats then burning down parliament might do the trick. The Iranian people can count out Isreal cutting the head off their snake for a while. They’re about to go full wild bunch on their own uppity ragheads. With any luck the whole region will pile in and kill each other off.

Steady on Panzy. We all know you’re the bog rat equivalent of Casanova when it comes to smashing the back doors off of grannies, but this is a bit much. I think you need to clarify how “young” these “ones” are that you admit to watching

I suspect most of these terms would go straight over him enormous fat head as he’s clearly thick as pig shit. Aside from the out and out poofery on display, where’s his pride in appearance? He looks like a cross between Big Daddy and an unwashed, unshaven drag queen