Neil

Will it be a short story? The problem with dwarves is they're always putting their noses in other people's business.

Agreed, I thought Tony Adams had transitioned and taken up tennis

He's the brains of the family!

The real certificate

Have you tried applying to Mills & Boon?

That's Frank at throwing out time.

What's the frequency Eric?

They probably wouldn't want to live after I'd finished with them

Very much in the news at present and now Deli Alli(shit footballer for you non believers) comes out with 'issues'. Mental illness is one thing,mental health is a sign of weakness,usually spouted by cunts that can't handle daily life ie people unfit for the job they do or just a virtue signalling wanker. Think about how many millions of people out there with either financial worry or illness in a family member that impacts on their daily lives and do you know what they moan about? Fuck all that's what, because they' re decent hard working people that get their heads down and get on with it. All these multi millionaire cunts,just give your money away and see if that helps your 'mental health',or preferably just shut the fucking fuck up! Cunts

Honestly....none, but if I was shit rich and emotionally detached I would buy the dirtiest fucking bitch(es) out there.

Wealthy man pays for sexual services........hardly something new is it? I really couldn't give a cows cunt

Is it from Rotterdame?

Jeeeesus,Is it breaking those choppers in for Red Rum?

I never mentioned you once!

The good old days eh? 16, massive jugs and able to get them out for the lads. Fire up the Quattro

Eric,fucking behave. The women are so far behind its fucking embarrassing. Even the butch ones are light years away. I hope you're not going fucking soft on me?

I saw it, Lewis's mincing,brown faggot face made me just as sick. Norwich is fast becoming a centre for wokeness and I fucking hate it. I'm sure it's fucking pride weekend soon too. Decs must be surrounded by these fucking freaks in his local government offices. I know someone who got bollocked out of habit for calling a trans 'he' after having worked with him for 25 years as a geezer. Utter cunts.

Please please please be Lineker

Condolences, here's one for Mark...................

Did you really want to hurt him?

I did wake up once looking like I'd been 10 rounds with Connor Mcgregor, took me ages to realise I handn't cut myself in the night.

I bought one of the players chairs from last year, bloodstained it was, i bought it as a period piece 'ere all week

England all day

Depeche Camode

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