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Neil

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  1. Praying that the fucking Lionesses fuck up in the next 2 games otherwise we're fucked. I cannot begin to imagine the caterwalling and bullshit that will come our way if a load of shit footballers beat another load of shit footballers. PLEASE someone beat them or it'll be carnage. You have been warned!
  2. Fucking outrageous! How come the Women's final is on live and they never show the men's netball? Cunts.
  3. Treble 12,treble 8,treble 12
  4. I'd rather have 25% of my foreskin cut off with rusty secateurs than cheer for those cunts.
  5. Is it too early to say that the chances are the little cunt would have grown up to be a drain on society anyway?........yes, OK I won't then.
  6. He was shit at QPR and Southampton.
  7. I found out a few years ago that I'm quarter Jewish. What does this mean? Over to you.......
  8. Slap her arse and ride on the waves,fat ,waterbed sized slapper.
  9. And when the split arses win the world cup we won't be able to turn any way without being bombarded with all sorts of woke fucking anti man bollocks,it's enough to turn anyone to drink,at least that's still cheap.......doh!
  10. Is it because the windscreen wipers are on the inside you Harvey Price lookalike?
  11. I've a feeling Netflix may come to his financial aid.
  12. I was born with nothing and I've still got most of it left.
  13. The defence cited mitigating circumstances,the fact that all cyclists are cunts!
  14. I saw a covers band do Red Red Wine but they were a bit rusty, I think they were called WD40
  15. My missus wanted to see a Monkees tribute band in Switzerland, I thought she was joking but then I saw her face, now I'm in Geneva 'ere all week
  16. "How far away are they?"....quality!
  17. Will it be a short story? The problem with dwarves is they're always putting their noses in other people's business.
  18. Agreed, I thought Tony Adams had transitioned and taken up tennis
  19. He's the brains of the family!
  20. The real certificate
  21. Have you tried applying to Mills & Boon?
  22. Neil

    Mental Health

    That's Frank at throwing out time.
  23. They probably wouldn't want to live after I'd finished with them
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