Neil

Which suited government figure came up with this absolute fucking bollocks? What possibly could they have set this up for? My money is on the first text saying 'Philip Schofield Is In Your Area'. Yet another tool designed to control the steeple. Fuck these cunts

Dr Yoo-hoo

We're fucked, I no longer watch terrestrial TV but it spreading across the whole fucking lot. Utter cock smoking cunts

Hill Street Pinks

This cunt is in my manor, thank fuck I've never had the inclination to vote for any of the useless self serving cunts.

He's no stranger to a dirty sheriff's badge

At least the cunt could hold on to a lead unlike those fucking useless cunts in red.

Severe Allergy Dog Spunk

Sore Arsehole Definitely Stinging

I would gladly kick this fucking freak in the cock/cunt until he bleeds out.

Looks like the back of my van on a friday night

Seaman Stains

Watch 'The Vatican Girl' on Netflix, the dirty cunts have been at it since the dawn of time and hide behind the church. Fucking brain washing as bad as the ragheads and yet we seemingly ignore it. Fuck the church,fuck Jesus and fuck God.

And as bad as Steve Bruce when it comes to nepotism. Useless cunt will be back though,look at Dean Smith and Frank Lampard, both abject failures and given plum jobs. A fool and his money are easily parted.

Cue John Barnes,Les Ferdinand et al, How dare Reading FC sack Paul Ince,the fact that theyre heading for relegation is not the reason. It's just because of the colour of his skin,the racist fucking bastards!

Not me,fuck that. I'm waiting for the Grim Reaper to put me out of my misery. The world is fucked and full of cunts.

I'll 2nd that

Jeez,that's a challenging wank

This one might be a good read

Fucking hell! Have you seen the other titles on Amazon?....My Shadow Is Pink,My Boy The Princess,She's My Dad,The Drag Queens Hips Go Swish,Swish,Swish.These cunts,authors and publishers need flailing alive. Why the fuck aren't these people arrested and put on a register the filthy fucking pervert cunts.

It's amazing how these people who promote 'body positivity ' have the body like a sack full of marbles, mis-shaped and highly unattractive. All I know when I look at these cunts is that I positively wouldn't fuck 'em if they were the last cunt on earth.

Back in the day I'd have ridden her like a fucking National winner but she has morphed into a fucking gargoyle of a cunt.

This freaky cunt is turning up everywhere at the moment, Can't Paul O'grady request a companion for his final journey?

Some poor cunt whilst out shopping has a heart attack but manages to phone an ambulance to tell them and that he's in an Aldi car park in Norwich. 5 hours later the ambulance arrives to find him dead in his car. Two things to glean from this, the NHS is absolutely fucking fucked and if you're gonna croak it when your shopping then go to Waitrose as there's more chance that they might give a shit.