Eddie

Nice first post skid. 100% like rate, now in the tradition of cc go and sellotape your hands to the radiator after switching your heating on full blast.

I will fill in for mikeD, although it makes me feel dirty and damaged inside. A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter, How diary. I will get my milking stool.

Not as much as race traitors, the cunts.

You fucking bunch of cunts, Deebom I suggest you get your arse down to manzies at Tower Bridge road for your fill of shit this lunch time, I will be in Wawa, tower bridge road eating Delicious Sushi washed down with sake.

Sorry fellow cunts but I enjoy sushi, the wasabi horseradish and soy sauce give it a kick and you don't feel like you have overloaded on fat like you do when you have a hamburger.

Agreed withers, the no eyebrow super strength downsy does have potential, he could soon overtake monumental cunt and become one of the corners greatest flids of all time.

I will back off axe, to be honest I did hear you mongs have super human strength.

Ouch axe, that was a but spiteful, be a good boy and I will pop round and draw a pair of eyebrows on your downsie head.

Fingered, are you 12 years old?, did you also get to tit her up? 'women's pussy', are you black or American or down syndrome?

I like the cut if your jib axe wound, a man of your intelligence can usually only be found holding up signs in a darts match crowd. I am not suprised you hate the goverment, with their bedroom tax now putting a dent in you weed growing profits. I bet you have dirty fingernails and a smelly arse, scum bag.

Sas hero?

Manky?

Watching gay poor eh, benefits scrounging butt pirates in Jaywick no doubt.

God loves a trier Jacko, and I'm very trying.

Is that woman sitting on the sofa being held hostage?

Useless creature should be inhumanly put to rest.

You finally got to pull the trigger on that one quince, you can relax now.

Only weed to help numb the shame and disgust when harpooning shamu, the poor sap should be awarded proper drugs by the social services as an act of mercy. This kfc loving couple have the prospect of producing gorgeous kids, who will probably be on TVs one day saying hello you cunt.

Mc you do live up to your name, a brief read of the synopsis was enough to put me off watching, you however, despite your empty protests of disgust actually watched the entire show, no doubt dressed as a dog with your 'best mate' sniffing your arse. I bet you also hate watching your entire collection of gay porn, over and over and over...

No a minute too soon, she may have decided to write another series of Bread.

Hilarious, I haven't laughed this hard since I discovered jim bowen presenting bullseye on uk gold.

Chris evans certainly didn't let anyone down presenting the new top gear show. Everyone said he was a cunt and he proved everyone 100% correct.

I would ban him from the next cross burning.

Wise words indeed swarm.

Vote out Neil, don't let Europe tell you when you can knock one out.