Eddie

The Welsh are gods chosen people compared to your Shitty arsed mob, do one.

Nobody likes the Welsh as you fucking well know.

How’s about cunts wearing shorts this time of year? Shorts, socks with sliders, combined with big winter coats, seems to be the male equivalent of women going to the shops in their dressing gowns. At least Frank is dead and we are spared seeing those pipe cleaners.

Neil, what do you make of the two Chelsea players who are in a relationship?

Decs, leave it with me, I’ll have a word before bed time.

Withers I hope you observed the 11 o'clock two minutes silence today, in the way you did during ww2, pulled you pants down and let a German rear end you until us brits saved you, fuck off etc…

What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Phillipe Floppe. fuck right off.

On the other hand, it was tiny

Swelling of the brain?

Never mind that, we have bigger problems. Every advertising voice over on the telly cannot pronounce the word Nine, every thing sound like it’s two Nan Nan for £299. Deal with that soapy bollocks.

I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. What a beauty of a bird feeder it was, as I filled it lovingly with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the crap. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table ... everywhere! Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used to be ..... quiet, serene.... and no one demanding their rights to a free meal. Now let's see...... Our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care and free education, and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen. Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor; Your child's second grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English. Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to 'press one ' to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than ”ours” are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties. Eat shit.

Reported.

Decs is right, I won’t hear a word against boy George or patsy palmer, back the fuck off Neil.

I wish it could be Christmas every daaaayyyy

Franks family have requested that flowers are not purchased however a donation cheque be offered via myself to endangered diseased diverse ill elephants, feel free to abbreviate. God rest his arse hole.

Another cheap shot, who told you he can piss?

Bend as a friend the best advice I can give you is don’t overstretch your finances at Poundland, you will regret the credit card bill in January…

We are going through a difficult patch, cut her some slack please.

Well she’s gone now too, although a white woman and a black man never last…

Unfortunately, he was bummed to death, on his own request. I nearly hated every second of it.

Look on the bright side, With 4 darkies in a room, odds are at least one will be stabbed to death

I will have to run it past Roops, but we are on thin ice atm because of our shit holiday. Although she picked the hell hole, but somehow it’s my fault. I’ll get back to you.

I’ve only just been able to talk about it withers, show some compassion.

He was a dear friend of mine, fuck off.

To save energy we’ve had our first black out, eat shit