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Witheredscrote

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  1. @Eric Cuntman Upon reflection, this is a Turdus of a nom.
  2. Eddie and OCR are black bastards, that's for sure.
  3. Only because 300 years ago the stupid fucking thing mated with an Austrian white dove. Give them time, and they will been seen on t.v, cuddling and shitting on a DFS sofa.
  4. Frank, you're been very abusive of late. Please desist, it's beneath you. I'm off to a wedding in the Alsace tomorrow. What to wear? I've p.m'd you for some tips.
  5. Really? I thought she was a slope called Ming, or was it your new Dutch wife, that you were telling us about. You stupid, bullshitting cunt.
  6. An overpaid mediocre Septic actor. If he didn't have so much money, he couldn't have bought all that booze, 'antidepressant' drugs, and afforded the electric to run the jacuzzi. He was asking for trouble. Fuck him.
  7. Forget this shit. I was at the CHU Limoges this morning, for a scan. Didn't look too good to be honest. Afterwards I popped along to the Thanatologie dept, signed a few papers, and donated my cadaver to medical science. Apparently I am a walking miracle. Fuck off.
  8. Wolfie wouldn't fight one, and the boring cunt wouldn't need to. Simply talking to the poor creature would drive it to biting off its own head.
  9. I can assure you that Frank and I won't let this go. Prepare yourself for a spit roast, you web footed wanker.
  10. Over 100 words of uninteresting bollocks. Carry on like this, you will make the leader board, and be in good company. Twerp.
  11. You sad, sick cunt. If I told Thomas you were dying of cancer, he would say G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-good.
  12. Been done to death before, and 'liked' by the site's top boring, plagiarising twat.
  13. Only he can answer that, but I think it comes from that time when his dear old Mum's neighbour deposited their garden waste in her wheelie bin. He went ballistic, and took to shitting behind any trees he took a dislike to.
  14. There was a small grocery shop in Drumbeg that sold 'local' 12 year whisky @ 55.3 proof. I still have a bottle, which is now 33 years old. I am going to drink it when Frank actually does die.
  15. A pint of heavy in Durness, and exploring Smoo Cave is about all the excitement I needed. Especially when the locals were rutting.
  16. I've noticed you've been gone for some while. Cancer?
  17. I'm sure he finds being a pallbearer for 10 kids upsetting.
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