Frank

I have proper’s IP data and if you overstep the mark, I will find you.

I’m going to find out where you live.

Have you read David Niven’s Kill Your Friends?

I like you wiz, but it’s only fair to say, that without fail, you always miss the mark. You complain endlessly about poor Pen’s shortcomings, when in fact your posts are no better. The Lady is harmless yet I find her quite charming. You’re just a fucking idiot.

Beau Brummel by Ian Kelly. Tragic.

You really are fucking awful wiz. This place is not for you.

I suppose so. That combined with a shaved head can make the small-minded very uncomfortable.

Stale rehashed decimus. It’s over, decimus.

I don’t want a bottle, and a glass is not enough. A carafe is perfect. However, asking for a carafe in the UK raises eyebrows, ED. When pronounced in its correct form.. caraaafæé, sommolliers immediately assume I’m a gay man. Why is that?

It’s not funny, spot. Try it yourself. Tap in ‘big boobs hairy fanny’ and what do you get? A fucking great stretched-out gaping bumhole and tattoed torso. When you dine alone, do you order a carafe?

I haven’t masturbated for weeks, Ape.. lost my way a bit. Every porn site I look at these days seems to lead to a great gaping bumhole after the second click. That shower hose and head business. Any mileage in that?

Most evenings I dine alone tot. My wife is French and watching her masticate these days is an image I just couldn’t possibly have imagined twenty years ago.

Bubs some thicko rookie is trying to address me directly. Could you have a word?

Ça.

Edward Green brown suede loafer, Incotex olive slim fit pantalon by Slowear, Japanese vintage denim shirt, chocolat one-button single breasted blazer, and Drake’s ‘Navy Bird of Paradise’ cotton blend mouchoir de poche. I’ve looked at their website. The outdoor seating is plastic. I won’t be there.

It’s all absolute drivel,but I’ve its enough to entice the corners big wig gayboy,split-arse tranny. Well done shitters I made a typo,isn’t this my m.o? Thick brummie,bin man etc.etc I may be astute and had an education,but no I have your attention and no way am I a totally insecure hypersensitive humourless piece of shit.

Shut up, olly. Your timing’s all over the place. If little groupie Ape finally managed to develop his character, why can’t you?

I can’t put my finger on it, but there’s something very disagreeable about you, bubble. I eventually warm to most punters. I’ve never liked you.

Only a gay man is a dab hand at panning with a phone. Glitterati shit-arse fucking faggot.

I guarantee you’ll be gone within a week.

I’m sick to the back teeth of your dull shit, you fucked up retard-reproducing thick cunt. Sit back and watch me destroy you over the coming days.

Idiot.

What?

If you’re not even going to try to make us laugh, I think you should leave.

Awful