Frank

I blew it, decs. Every time I muster up the courage to post a nom, I freeze like some sort of cunt.

That Bubble really is a twat.

I used to think you were great.

Spot I've posted this under the wrong ID. Do something.

Did you see the tits on that, spot?

I'm not particularly well-endowed and tend to shy away from any display of nudity. I suffered at school and avoided games no matter what the punishment. It's only recently that I've learnt that women find anything over 5 inches uncomfortable. Is that a ponytail he's sporting?.. http://www.xvideos.com/video1546768/huge-tits-on-the-beach_-_http_wanttochat Fuck off.

Sometimes I lie, Rick. During my tenure here on the Corner, I've travelled the world thrice, bought and sold boats, been an illiterate Greek restaurateur, dated Pen, fucked gobble's mouth to a pulp, belittled Decimus, destroyed MikeD, double fisted members bumholes until they bled, set myself on fire, danced and jigged, laughed and cried, riddled myself with piles, cancer and AIDS, posted my own shit to the Judge, died, and most importantly... entertained. Wheesht.

Drew you're fucking rubbish.

I like you... a lot.

You're still the best on here, bend. Go well..

Shhhh. Idiot.

Mrs R, if dear punk and I do share an IP address, I would love to introduce myself.

You make me sick. You have the talent yet you just can't help yourself. Popping your little head in here and there and fucking everywhere with soulless Scotty one-liners that no one wants to see. Stupid fucking cunt.

Make me laugh you fucking clown.

Nasty. http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p02hz2kg

Gurt, I run 10-12k three times a week along the undulating hills of Wiltshire's finest countryside. A steady pace for about 50-55 minutes, depending on how I'm feeling. Sometimes I stop and walk.

I'm dead inside, Neil. Dead. Do you know how that feels?

They'll be no further communication between us this year.

Sorry. I tried to like you just then, but you're just too soppy for your own good.

You're becoming all too familiar. I don't like it. All six likes gifted to you on Friday have been withdrawn.

You've addressed the wrong cunt. Slow down you fucking idiot.. you're making us both look shit.

Fuck off Neil.

Tot, nobody's pulled me up on my spelling of course/coarse. Am I being ignored or have I become totally redundant? I struggle with hyphens too.

I can't say with any certainty, gyppo, but I think decs is referring to the course sound your old stretched-to-buggery Brillo Pad fanny makes when you're squatting over one of your unwashed cousin's ugly non tax-paying mug.