Frank

32 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

If I am, it will confirm a very worrying rumour about site ownership. Let’s see eh? Dickhead.

Site ownership is irrelevant. I've outlined the details in a long DM to Mrs R this morning.

I've never known anyone to get away with garnering a fellow member with 6 or 7 consecutive likes, gloating about it, and then suggesting others do the same. You then went on to abuse Panzer's family members, suggesting his sister was on the blob etc.

You're a charmless and angry little man, totally devoid of humour, who lost his way on these pages long ago. If you do somehow manage to wriggle out of it, I will come down on you like a tonne of bricks over the coming weeks. 

Just now, Dyslexic cnut said:

14 minutes to go…wanker. After all that effort you’ve failed and, hopefully, your sausage dog has died. Tell me…was it worth it you absolute amateur. The best thing is…

@Ape™️hasn’t even needed to breathe out to fuck you right up…just a knowing glance. You’re way out of your league.

I think you're being very unfair, DC. I can't compete with a cheat. @Eric Cuntman what are your thoughts on DC hoping that my dog has died?

On 17/03/2024 at 23:38, Dyslexic cnut said:

A baby-eating spud rears its inbred head. S’up Panz…sister on blob?

Reported. Rule 7, 9 and 12. 

Just now, Dyslexic cnut said:

Are you comfortable with @Penny Farthing liking everything you post? Including a full stop. This is now war, Frank. Sleep well.

If you're not banned by this time tomorrow, I'll never post on here again. 

27 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

 Begging for help from perverts. You sad sack of shit. 1hr and 9 mins to go…still fancy ur chances? Idiot.

I was very briefly joint first along with Eric earlier this evening. I consider that a victory. He then posted something that I was obliged to like, which obviously kept him ahead. Fair enough... credit where it's due etc. What is not fair, is you being hell-bent on keeping EC afloat. He's a man of integrity and certainly won't appreciate your Scouse bullshit. @Mrs Roops kindly have a word in this wanker's ear. He's just awarded EC five consecutive likes in a deliberate attempt to manipulate the leaderboard. 

8 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Please explain how and also my like to post being under 50%. 

That's the best thing about it. You don't know it's happening. 

Just now, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

You sad bastard. Have a like. 

There's not much else you can do. Your dopey arse has been truly snookered today, Raasters. Lol lol... LOLZ.

Just now, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

You sad bastard. 

Just now, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Is that right? Well you keep biting every post I make, despite your 50% like to post ratio requirement you say I don't have but actually do. 

I love this site. 

 

No you don't!

Just now, Wolfie said:

You are one fucking vile, manipulative, nasty piece of excrement @Penny Farthing. If someone who wishes cruelty unto dogs wasn't enough, you've really excelled yourself this evening. It's not hard to see why you're disliked so intensely by so many. I'd like to see what @Admin has to say about your leaderboard manipulation.

On the contrary. To deny a natural talent and allow it to go unrewarded is no better. It's a thankless task keeping you wankers entertained. 

Just now, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Idiot.

If you look back at Wolfie's immediate response to that post, you'll see that 'bear' was spelt correctly. I then changed it, expecting DC to bite. 

My goodness I love this site!

12 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

The question I want answered is how the gormless King Billy gets any likes.

It's all reciprocal bollocks amongst three of four punters... KB being the worst offender. 

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I’ve just given you another one. I’d like you to have a moment in the sun. You can do it Frank.

Thank you, but It’s not for me, EC. I should make one last push for DC, but I know that’s what he wants.

Everyone loves an underdog. 

1 minute ago, Ape™️ said:

I bet the tattered remains of your gash are frothing at all the attention you’re getting from Frank, you vile, sycophantic old hag.

That’s a little unfair, Ape. Both EC and Wolfie have garnered me with far more likes than P in recent months. 

13 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

If you're going to say something which hurts, then say something which hurts. This is like beng shot with a fucking water pistol during a heatwave. Even you are better than this.

Come one – hit me with another alpaca quip, you half-faggot.

The above screams that my last post was enough. Let’s call a truce. 

13 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

You are not wrong .. the leader board is wrong.

I’m no Decimus, and neither do I possess the intellect to top the leaderboard. However, it does beg the question of how Eric Cuntman manages to sit up there week on end. For sure I like him, but he hasn’t said anything funny or meaningful for a long, long time.. years. What’s going on? 

19 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

Yep, I'm as thick as a London brick, just like 99% of the puntership in your eyes, because you've got nothing else in your arsenal to say. Show a bit of originality, you nouveau riche taxi business-inheriting shithouse. If you're going to trade picking lice with me at the top, you could at least demonstrate proof upon which your embarrassing 'I trumped you' wanker antics are based. And if you can't, I suggest you again read our little exchange from earlier.

Bland, samey, shit-stirring old queen.

I’m afraid I don’t have the energy, Wolfie. Those of us who’ve witnessed your extraordinary week-long exchanges with LCS know that’s it probably best to leave you well alone. You can’t argue with stupid etc.

I think I’m a pretty good judge of character, and I take no sides. LCS regularly takes pleasure in suggesting that I’m a gay man, and that hurts, but I’ll tell you now.. not once have you come out on top. 

2 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

@Dyslexic cnut as I have told you before .. it is best to leave @Frank well alone and keep your distance ..  Do you have you any more imaginary inside information regarding the Lucy Letby case?

Pen, did you see what he called me? A half faggot!

I did make an effort to top the leaderboard this weekend. It’s not happening. Where am I going wrong?

54 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

It pleases me greatly to see someone who has a mutual hatred of you comes leaping to your defence, such is the crystal clear cunting I handed to you this morning. Lol.

I’m not convinced about the ‘crystal’ bit. Anyone reading the thread from this morning will see you initially praising me highly.. suggesting an eye-ball, cock suck, door always open etc., followed by me playing the trump card, then you melting down for all to see. Of course it wasn’t on a Raasters level, but it does highlight what an idiot you are. 

1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said:

@Frank, that's cruel. By that I mean keeping goldfish in a plastic bag. Prodding  little Wiffles is fair game.  lol lol.

Easy prey, Withers. I fucked him in his ear over on the boxing thread last week, and this morning he pretty much did it all by himself. Have you seen the state of DC? That worm's brain is stuck in neutral!

As the man @Cunty BigBollox rightly says, not only have I survived these pages for the past twelve years, I'm still the best on here by a country mile. 

Couple of likes wouldn't go amiss. 👍

Just now, Wolfie said:

You've been absolutely fucking shit since the day I joined in 2016; claiming I 'missed' a challenge which doesn't exist really is the catalyst for you to write your short obituary, after which you can join Ming in stinking up your one-bed flat in Barnet.

Useless wanker.

Just now, Wolfie said:

Is this all you've got to challenge me, a barrel-scraping alpaca pun, which echoes something Pen would conjure up? Actually, I'm not surprised. You useless piece of uncreative shit. Stand down before I humiliate you.

You missed the challenge, I'm afraid. Consider yourself Franked. lollollolzzzz.

Just now, Wolfie said:

What a shame, especially as I was looking forward to meeting you, your hubby, and your lil' pooch. Unlike you, my hospitality door will always remain open.

Thank you, I'll bare that in mind. To be brutally honest, visiting an alpaca fist-fucking, insecure suburbanite, is not currently on my list of priorities. 

1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Could you be more blatant? Dreadful attempt at soliciting a response. Who the fuck do you think you’re attempting to lure? Lamentable.

28 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

In spite of your relative decline and appalling like-post correlation, you've still got your instincts. I'm impressed.

How about a nom, or haven't you got one in you any more?

I'm coming to London in April to hook up with an old university pal. Fancy meeting for an eye-baller? You can laugh at my shoes, and I can laugh at the size of your arms.

Proper culled my likes several years ago after some bullshit over his late-night adultery. From memory it was around 85 - 90%. Despite my hatred of all of you, it's still over 50%.

Lady P aside, I won't engage with anyone on here who's currently showing a ratio of under 50%. As far as eye-baller's are concerned, there's a few people I'd genuinely love to meet. You're not one of them. Until very recently, you were one of those easy targets.