Bubba C

Get your Mitty-esque story straight, Walter. Last time you were pulled up on your atrocious grasp of the English language and bastardised use of it with American vernacular, it was due to “having worked there and travelling frequently for business”, giving cause to you being not only a liar, but also a total fucking idiot.

Who the fuck are you? Get off my fucking forum, pronto.

A Schumacher ending would’ve made the perfect video. Good evening, you hideous reptile; love to the family.

I hope he’s dead.

Patience, little man. Patience. Bubba sees all. Bubba knows all. The metaphor he is this: Drago is the newbies, the chinless whelks and the sideline creeps (Wiz). I am Rocky. In my own good time, I’m going to fucking destroy each and every one of them. The bald black fella who you only ever see from the waist up is @Drew P Pissflaps

Name-dropping virgins.

Reported - defamation of character.

Stubby, you illiterate imbecile. Kill yourself.

Take your electric toothbrush, shove it up your arse, kill yourself. Moron.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sarcasm

Telled

I don’t have experience in the matter, but I don’t think your consumption of spunk would affect your driving ability, save for maybe some chapped lips. Lol. Fuck off.

Fascinating. Kill yourself.

I have no idea what Ben 10 is, Eric; but it sounds wrong. Reported.

Virgins

I think you’ve had enough.

Suicide Squad. Lol.

Who the fuck are you, and what the fuck is this dreary pile of shit? Fuck off.

Just say “neigh”. And then kill yourself.

@Drew P Pissflaps

Fat Neil?

Spot fucking on. If the girl was so sensitive, then she should’ve asked for a list of ingredients/allergens. Also, I note the grieving father had the clarity of mind to ask his mother to go to a local Pret and take a photo to see if allergen warning stickers were being displayed. Funny, I thought he’d have been preoccupied with his daughters fight for life. And, this might just be me, but how do you not see/taste a sesame seed?

WHAM. The group, not the team.

He’s a filthy fucking fat pervert. Good morning.

@Ollyboro, having spent the last 2 hours watching my cunt in law spew her disgusting, wrinkly arse up all over the walls of her puce bedroom, I have to say, this is a great nom. She fucking stinks, her vomit fucking reaks, and I’ve seen her hideous, cancer ravaged, mastectomied (non) breast in all its pancake-like glory as she careered down the hallway before pissing her tenas and crying. After quaffing a whole 3 glasses of house wine and a whiff of Prosecco to get her in such a state, I justifiably want her and her family, dead.