The Beast

@Bill Stickers As an outside observation..... you have had the shit knocked out of you on this one.

Mrs Beast makes sure I am bang on the Viagra every night. For the last few years she hasn't needed to call the fire brigade to lift me off the floor back into the bed after rolling out.

No, I have just shit in the bed and can't be bothered to change it.

Mr Punkape is his own very peculiar and obsessed character which has fuck all to do with any of the moderators of this site.

I personally wouldn't keep dogs, I have nothing against them nor do I have a phobia of them. I just don't want the stench, hair, bollock licking, salivating, defecating, urinating spoiling my fucking hovel. Dogs are alright until you give them owners.

I have never seen or heard of this lady in the public domain. I think she should be swinging from the column or fuck off and find another country to pay rent in.

Confused by a fine rear on a lady and touting for black nob.

Talking with one of the attendants on the children's rides, he said a load of pikeys turned up, their kids got onto the rides without paying. The plod were called, but didn't get out of their cars and walk down the ramp to the front. Basically these Cunts did what they wanted. As you said, not enough police presence to question their conduct let alone stop it.

I thought there was only one Christopher Reeve.

Sitting on Cromer beach at this moment. No pikeys. From talking to various local Cunts, they simply are not used to this sort of detritus landing on them. Back in sunny Essex we are used to these filthy fucking savages. That two bob cunt Norman Lamb and his totally inept contributions during this episode need to be held up to close scrutiny. Useless fence sitting cuckold.

It would make for better living if big business was made to close every day late evening in compromise for longer hours on Sunday.

Fair comment, the tits are being milked off most things. Maybe I am seeing things differently now I am in my mid 40's. When big supermarkets and the like started trading on Sundays it was in the early 90's, I did not give a shit about it, but now I have family I think a bit of time for each other might be of benefit for cohesion, rather than people spunking money they don't have. I have worked unsocial hours all my working life to provide a 24 hour service, it takes its toll on health and family life.

On topic, I am not a fan of a 24 hour society. It encourages noise, cheap labour and fuckwits being out and about all fucking hours. I don't see it from a religious angle obviously, I just think all Cunts need to slow down a bit and tell business to shove their GDP up their bum pieces.

I can relate to this Mr. Cuntspotter. I am in a hotel in Overstrand with the family and MIL. At breakfast this morning there was a lady a similar age to me with a humongous rack. I kept having to have a sneaky peep. Looked like a fine pair. All this sea air is making me more disturbed than usual.

Bill, you cantankerous fucking cunt. Deepcut barracks would be too good for you.

This man has always been given a good caning on this site. I thought he was alright. When Michael Parkinson did his last show on the BBC, he was one of the guests. So was that tax dodging kraut Boris Becker, whom Bruce had a few clever digs at. I did meet him, 20 plus years ago, more than once, in difficult circumstances for him. I found him well mannered, good humoured and not superior in any way. Yes, he may not have been exceptional at one thing, but all round entertainers are an extinct entity because their time in entertainment has passed. Instead we have celebrities who have no personality and would do absolutely anything for a quick few quid. Michael Barrymore is a cunt and doesn't have ashtrays in his house.

Bunch of desperate, dirty cunts. Might take donkey's years off their lives, hopefully.

Another load of repeat shizer. Queer.

I think some of these dirty cunts are using it as an opportunity to do some frotting. As a cunt with standards, when in cramped conditions on public transport or in a lift (even if Mrs Beast has not put-out for a few weeks) I would never seek to exploit the situation.

Any cunt who advocates this gender neutral bollocks should be neutered, the Rev and Fender can then take care of the finer points. Whilst these slimy corporate advertising tossers are going along with this perverse programme there is another more sinister side with the overt sexualisation of children. Dopey parents don't always see it for what it is.

That was the case a hundred years ago. Sensibly, a few brave people took advantage of the fact UK plc was on its knees at the end of WW1 and told them to stick their union up their arse. If you look at the shambles the UK plc is today, unmanaged borders, religious loons having carte blanch to do what they will, prisons in complete disarray, an economy running a deficit in excess of 1 trillion sterling, an indigenous workshy, obese culture on its third generation, older people tossed aside into homes for some cunt paid the minimum to care for them whilst the directors of the company line their pockets with profits, a defence force that couldn't muster the capability to defend a dreary shithouse like the Malvinas, children being indoctrinated with a right on PC outlook through the education system, virtually every single asset now owned by foreign interests with no concern for Cunts in UK plc, a housing market bloated with money being rinsed by nefarious wankers of overseas origin (some real nasty Cunts I may add), politicians as fucking indolent as pandas, hamstrung by their own legislation and a health service being rationalised in the name of financial balance. Looking at that list alone, I would estimate controlling a piece of bog land inhabited with chicken legged Micks is way above anything the UK plc could aspire to presently.

As you know, I have worked with people from all different backgrounds. The worst offenders for B.O by a long way...............Indian women.

ShowerSpank?

OK, I give in. I can't take any more. Have a nice weekend.