Eric Cuntman

Dress it up in 'woke-speak' as much as you like. The fact is, that Goober stated that no one would willingly trade their own child's life for improved standing. I merely gave an example of the opposite being true. As for bigotry... the only bigotry I see at the moment, is directed at white heterosexuals.

'No one would trade the life of their child for a higher station in life' ? Tell that to all the Muslim girls who've been murdered by their own family. They are killed to preserve the 'higher station' in life that the acceptance of their community brings.

The worst job I ever had was retrieving lobsters from Jayne Mansfield's arsehole. You fucking cunt!

True. If Doreen Lawrence was offered the chance to travel back in time and prevent her son from getting stabbed, do you think she would? Would she bollocks. She knows she would still be living in a council house and visiting 'the promising student' in jail. Best thing that ever happened to the racist fat cunt.

I expect George Floyd's mum has commissioned a painting of a policeman kneeling on a Silverback's throat.

Exactly. "I know, I'll get a tattoo that glamorises gang violence... and then I'll start bleating that Black Lives Matter". Thick fucking primate.

Funny how the mincing faggots in adverts are always white as well. Almost as if there's an agenda to stop the Caucasian race from breeding. Maybe because white people are generally more intelligent and demand to be paid fairly. The ruling elite would rather phase them out and replace them with cunts who work for rice and bananas. Ethnic cleansing by media.

And a 'Pagan Man'.

I wouldn't worry too much Decs. all of our best material will eventually be presented as the work of negroes.

No. And it's 'Hai Karate'. It was Brut, or 'Denim', if I wanted my chest rubbed by a slut with long nails.

Just south of 'Yonder'.

Uncanny. My grandad used to bath in that shit as well. Brut was the iconic 80s one for me. Actually smells nice and at the time, you could buy the watered down '33' version in the plastic bottle for a quid.

A Norwegian blue would be a good avatar choice for you.

I got a 'Brut 33' gift set this year. My bathroom smells of good old fashioned masculinity and is now completely non-gay. Now that the authentic aroma of Henry Cooper has been re-launched, perhaps it will encourage more young men not to be benders.

apparently, the hardest animal in the world is a parrot.

My mum's still got the special nappy pin with the locking bit on it. I told her I probably won't need it again for another 30 or so years.

I'd rather they were covered in napalm.

Yes Harold. Brooklyn Beckham was a right cunt for getting sent off.

Wow! Would one win a fight with a velociraptor?

In years to come, @Cuntybaws will light a candle and remember him on his bath day.

Why so defensive? You precious, over sensitive little cunt.

Harold... I've tried to construct a mental image of you, and all I can come up with is Evil Arnold Rimmer from the 'Angels & Demons' episode.

It's Christmas. Fuck off talking about Brexit. Nobody gives a flying fuck. 😴

Amazing the things you've remembered from medical school.

Bleeding gums Murphy.